Posts by ilbbaicnl

Spoiler alert for the (very good) movie "The Bad Batch". My current #1 fav has a major thing for Johnny Depp, been her celebrity crush since she was like 9. She said she'd even do…

Doesn't make sense to say you are unwilling to legalize a misdemeanor to prevent what you supposedly consider to be murder. Making abortion illegal won't stop all of them. It will cause many…

Stripper is a definite candidate. But I had a friend in college whose dad was an insurance adjuster. People who are in accidents tent to ask the adjuster where to get body work…

What do you do when a dancer jams her boob in your mouth with enough force that she's also blocking your nostrils? It kinda worked to breath out of a corner of my mouth,…

Recently watched this conversation between two esteemed butt women of porn, Alexis Texas and Jada Stevens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hahGcCTPJiM . In it, Alexis explains and demonstrates the correct way to smack a booty. You…

Off topic question for my fellow Geriatric Tricks. I watched the show once in while, but never an avid fan.

One of my favs was lukewarm interested in a guy who came into the club, except he was being too needed. She kicked him to the curb, because he ended a text with "love…

After so many years of going to strip clubs, I thought I'd heard it all, but no. I had heard many years ago of the props strippers give to fellow strippers who can raise and lower…

Am I the only one who thought Beverly D'Angelo was hotter than Christie Brinkley? Anyone under 50, just never mind.