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When talking to my fav (in her late 20s) recently, I used the term "circle jerk". She had no idea what I was talking about. Is this because she doesn't have any brothers,…

You have enough money so you never need to wank.

If your shoe is too tight, put a wet rag in it, and put it in the freezer.

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A fav has now given me two stuffed animals. Both of them are monkeys. Is she trying to tell me something?

I thought she stole a roll of paper towels when she came over for OTC. I just now noticed it was on a table I walk past like 50 times a day.

Cause all you need to do is make sure the pool boy who's fucking your wife instead of you is snipped.

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If a stripper uses the phrase "oh goodness", is she probably just posing as s stripper? I mean, you'd expect something more like "for fuck's sake!".

If a man lives long enough, he's going to be an incel or a geriatric trick.

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I was talking with a black fav recently about how many customers, including black customers, have zero interest in getting a dance from a black dancer. She estimates it's 30 - 40% of customers.…