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ilbbaicnl

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856 posts by ilbbaicnl

Front Room

Captures the vibe...

of me at a Magic City wannabe club, tryna convince the strippers to let me grope on them instead of just throw dollars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLY4TsZBExY

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 mos ago 2 1

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Smash or Pass?

Assuming/hoping they're all of legal age: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BW_VQl84s4 .

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 mos ago 3 3

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Compliment?

When you show them an old picture of yourself, and they say "I would marry you if you still looked like that."

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 mos ago 13

Politics

FETA

No, not the cheese. Trump's onto something in this case. Emergency Teleportation would be very helpful in the event of a large scale natural disaster. But, as a practical matter, people not named shadowcat should have destination…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 mos ago

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Who else thinks he'll spend most of it on sex workers?

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/nation-world/video-elderly-doordash-driver-raises-945k-to-help-him-go-back-into-retirement/507-92d7c44a-dd14-47df-96b4-87717f9414fc

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 mos ago 3

Politics

Trump is clearly senile

He forgot to also remind them that Yoko broke up the Beatles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utxpPLCaX1U .

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 mos ago 1

Politics

Question for MAGA

If illegal immigrants eat illegal immigrant pets, is that OK? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLbXvUBzaY

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 mos ago 1

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baristafan?

Did he move to Ireland and get married? https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2180922/man-raped-wife-anal-sex

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer3 mos ago

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.out.com/news/mamdani-office-lgbtqia-affairs-nyc

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1 4

Front Room

Call Me Ralphie

I've given up on getting my Cuban fav to keep a safe distance between my eyes and her long, sharp fingernails (her little daggers as I call them). We had this conversation recently. Me: What compensation are you going…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 2 1

Politics

Kumbaya time

Finally a political issue we'll all be on the same side about: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8-D_MjiMgw

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1

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War's Over

Trump never would have bombed them if he'd known they were QAnon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBULJgZk7Rg

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1 1

Politics

Next Supreme Leader

Has to be either Khemeini, Khimeini or Khumeini. Outside chance of Khymeini.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 2 5

Politics

Will Kristi Noem shoot Barron Trump in the face?

When Barron Trump was vidying with his friend in London, someone broke into her place and assaulted her. So he figured out how to call the London emergency response number, and got help for her. How can Barron…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1

Politics

Presidential cognitive decline

When, during the Presidential debate, Biden nodded off, and then mumbled the word "medicare", let's call that a 10 on the dementi-o-meter. When, during the racist rant segment of his State of the Union address, Trump rando threw in…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 2 1

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Smash or Pass?

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/hannah-spencer-mps-first-press-33502069

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1 1

Politics

The truth about Trump

President is his job in the witness protection program: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfW-MPUjC_0

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago

Pussy Cat

Tampere, FI

Best place

I could find to put this picture.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1

Politics

A Flock of MAGA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_h7hcK6pFs <br> I can't remember now if A Flock of Seagulls really did invent the What Columbus Saw makeup.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1

Politics

Is Muddy setting up The Board of Piece?

I know I didn't get my invite. Oh well, I don't have a billion I can spare anyway.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1

Front Room

Don't worry too much

it will happen to you: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11317142/

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1

Politics

Why Epstein in notorious

Because he got caught: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsrAWydJAb0

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1

Front Room

Cubans are the best

My Cuban fav told me she was thinking about getting a salmon sperm facial, which is apparently trending. I suggested she go back to the extras club where I met her, and wait for a salmon to come in…

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1 7

Politics

Epstein or Aragon

Who was worse? It's fucked up to let a chick give up her immortality, just so you can hide the salami. If they'd stuck to oral only, maybe she would have just gotten some grey hairs.

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 5

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Money for the club

How us geezers can earn it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU9xGuxI4t0

ilbbaicnlVeteran Reviewer4 mos ago 1
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