Posts by ilbbaicnl

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrFxKY6aFrQ

of me at a Magic City wannabe club, tryna convince the strippers to let me grope on them instead of just throw dollars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLY4TsZBExY

Assuming/hoping they're all of legal age: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BW_VQl84s4 .

When you show them an old picture of yourself, and they say "I would marry you if you still looked like that."

No, not the cheese. Trump's onto something in this case. Emergency Teleportation would be very helpful in the event of a large scale natural disaster. But, as a practical matter, people not named shadowcat should have destination…

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/nation-world/video-elderly-doordash-driver-raises-945k-to-help-him-go-back-into-retirement/507-92d7c44a-dd14-47df-96b4-87717f9414fc

He forgot to also remind them that Yoko broke up the Beatles: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utxpPLCaX1U .

If illegal immigrants eat illegal immigrant pets, is that OK? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLbXvUBzaY

Did he move to Ireland and get married? https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/2180922/man-raped-wife-anal-sex

https://www.out.com/news/mamdani-office-lgbtqia-affairs-nyc

I've given up on getting my Cuban fav to keep a safe distance between my eyes and her long, sharp fingernails (her little daggers as I call them). We had this conversation recently. Me: What compensation are you going…