Intervention needed with founder

I don't think we should even have countries. We should just be one.

Not sure I'd like it. It might mean more Cuban strippers, or it might mean Havana would be the new Vegas.

You wouldn't like a borderless world where we could all be the same? Seems like Nirvana to me.

“Imagine there's no countries It isn't hard to do Nothing to kill or die for And no religion, too Imagine all the people Livin' life in peace

Imagine all the people Sharing all the world”

I know, right? John Lennon really knew what's what. If we had no religion or borders life would be so peaceful and copacetic.

But Yoko would cause the world to break up into separate countries again.

If the world was one, there'd be no Chinese food.

Google says and I quote:

“While no single "country" was explicitly created as a direct "divide and conquer" act in the way a tactic is, the tactic of "divide and rule" has been used to create and manipulate borders and existing political entities to weaken rivals and maintain control, often resulting in the fragmentation of larger regions.

Examples include the British post-Mutiny policy in India, the arbitrary borders drawn by imperial powers in the Middle East after World War I, and the Roman strategy of fostering conflict among tribes to prevent unified resistance.”

If I remember my Mafia history, I think Havana was the old Las Vegas

But there's Philly Cheese Steaks, even though Philly isn't a country.

Officially, Finland and Iceland are not in Scandinavia. But, it does seem dumb that they're not. All us pervs should have founder's back, be ready to die on that hill with him. Or, just change it to Nordic, either way. Or maybe Ex Viking Countries.

It would be nice if we could all just tolerate each other worldwide. Certainly agreeing would be nicer but I'm not expecting that. I'd be happy with tolerate.

@founder If there were no countries, what happens to American cheese and Swiss cheese? Are they never even invented, or would they just get names like 'cheese #7' and 'cheese #45'?

These are the burning questions that keep me awake at night...

Swiss cheese sucks. Swiss coffee sucks. In fact, I don't have much good to say about Switzerland. I guess their flag's a plus.

@founder That flag pun is pretty damn funny!

LOL @founder

But…. Swiss Miss Girl: Smash or Pass?

Well yeah, just don't make me drink her chocolate

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There's cheddar cheese even though Cheddar is just a village in England. Swiss cheese will still come from the Swiss State in the United States of The World. The Swiss National Guard would shoot the holes in it instead of the Swiss Army.

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Did you know that you cannot buy a cheese named Swiss cheese in Switzerland, and most Swiss cheese is produced in Ohio.

Ngl, enchiladas suiza are one of my favorites

@twentyfive Should we start a petition to rename it to "Ohio Cheese"? 'Ham and Swiss' maybe sounds a bit better than 'Ham and Ohio'...

That reminds me...once upon a time, after a late night club visit, I think I ended up at a Denny's and ordered something like "Moons Over My Hammy" at around 3AM...

^ HAH, love that comment! I live in Ohio and Swiss cheese is among my faves but the Swiss I buy in the store is made in Wisconsin. Matter of fact I just finished eating an omelet with baby swiss.

@viking2012 As much as I love cheese, I should probably just move to Wisconsin and live the Gouda life... :)