Comments by ilbbaicnl (page 4)

This thread reminds me of once when I was in a (non strip club) bar with a gay friend. The bartender was a hot woman. My friend was mock bitching that she waited on me before him. I said, well, when a woman's neckline is that low, she may not want you staring at her boobs, but she may want to catch you stealing a few glances.

@IWant I have no horse in this race, as I am fine with not getting any drinks in the club. I would guess the tickets you're buying in the bang the bartender lottery have better odds than Powerball tickets, but not much. And of course, being hot is no reason NOT to tip wait staff adequately.

Most people will not stick with a wait staff job if they are not getting at least decent tips. So the real problem is probably PLs who are giving big tips if she's hot even if she's slow af.

A fair number of strippers start out as wait staff. It takes them a while to take the leap to stripping. Some customers, often the white collar guys, have a strong preference for that "reluctant stripper" type.

Smash if she's down with shaving a foreplay.

Tribbing

https://youtu.be/rAF_4yI1lak?si=X9HB8lSIwfTV6lnA

I think somebody cheated and took this class: https://www.udemy.com/course/chatgpt-masterclass-the-ultimate-beginners-guide/?couponCode=MTST7102224B2

I think I've avoided my head being in this place, because it's unattractive to me when women see romance as a way to improve their financial situation. I can't fall prey to the stripper "spend me into loving you" fake out, when I'd never do that as way to find romance, stripper or not. I don't believe in the "no escape from the friendzone" theory. Rather, I think that's always the preferable way to find a good romance -- be friends first. Ask her to do low/no-cost friend type stuff: hit a coffee shop, go to a street fair or art exhibit, watch a game. The problem comes in if you, like me, spend thousands per month on your top favs. Because then, you're really putting them on the spot, they may feel pressured to say yes for fear of losing a top income stream. So, I make my best judgement as to whether she's showing signs of wanting a level of friendship that would involve time with her that she's not paid for. I've only gotten to the friendship level with a few. It differed with each of them whether/how much I thought they might be open to a romance with me. But, in all cases, they would have had to break off with their SO to date me. I didn't see our prospects as being good enough to ask any of them to take that step. If you are not breaking your budget by getting more dances than you can afford, you are already handling your desire for her as best as you can. If you get so stuck on her you're missing bill payments, or are too distracted to work, that's a dire situation. You should try to quit her, but it will probably be as hard as quitting a pack a day cigarette habit. If it's still appealing to you to hit the clubs while traveling, that's a sign you're primarily horny for her, and talking yourself into thinking there are better romance prospects than there are. You're not the only one who's been there, where you feel like, if she's faking it during the lappers, she'd be big-time in Hollywood. While women generally seem to keep their lizard brain under control better than men do, they still have one. Getting to her lizard brain may actually make it harder to easier for her to dance on you. It may cause distress to the lobes of her brain above the browridge.

Why aren't there North Korean refugee from Communism strippers?

It's important that I maintain a minimum frequency and quantity of lap dances. Otherwise, I will become a threat to public safety if there is a spontaneous side boob event.

I guess well have to wait for ChatGPT 5.0 for a good rtlbot: I just wanted to share my latest adventures at the club! As you all know, I’m a big fan of Jack Daniels. There's something about that smooth, smoky flavor that makes it the perfect drink to kick back with while I let my inner lion roam free. Last weekend, I strutted into the club, feeling like the king of the jungle. I ordered my usual—Jack on the rocks—and took a seat where I could see everything. The music was pumping, and I could feel the energy in the air. I even started growling a bit, just to get in character. Gotta embrace that lion spirit, right? The dancers were incredible, and I found myself feeling like I was in a wild savanna. I cheered them on like I was their biggest fan, and let me tell you, the vibes were off the charts! A few of the regulars even started calling me "Lion King." It felt good to unleash that side of myself, even if it was just for the night. I know I need to keep my drinking in check, but there's something about those nights at the club that just calls to me. Anyone else have wild stories or tips on balancing the drinks and the fun? Let’s hear them!

A) A folded slice of supreme pizza from a good non-chain place east of the Hudson. B) nicespice's presidential inauguration. C) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089539/?ref_=nm_flmg_knf_t_1

Not me.

I like any article of clothing that a woman is wearing that she's willing to take off.

DrStab can you do this too? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cwsGed2-ORU

My all time actually used favorite stripper name: Apathy

Lots of women are not stereotypically feminine. Most of the more interesting ones. Trying to be stereotypically feminine generally doesn't make a person evil, the way trying to be stereotypically male often does. But, makes it much harder to not be boring and a buzz kill.

Any other geezers remember Shelly Jamison? https://thumb-p8.xhcdn.com/a/Mbfcxn0ZBExrd77PeOvhnA/000/421/646/918_1000.jpg . Sometimes the risk of having your eyes poked out is worth it!

Is "nipplicious" a word?

@PSD simple observation would seem to indicate that raunchiness is more a male than a female characteristic. But there are women who are raunchy. Women get sanctioned more for being raunchy, so they tend to pretend to be less raunchy than they are. Can't rule out GGB being a posing dude, but also could just be a braver chick.

Have to say, as a weak old man of questionable intelligence, it's fun getting all capped by GGB for free on the internet. This loss leader marketing strategy may work out, we may soon be paying her for whippings and peggings in person!

I rate them O for Om nom nom nom.

D) Picasso Cubist boob (see all sides at the same time)

@ggb the science says he's kinda right: https://lomalindafertility.com/sperm-count-vegetarians/