Comments by redspartan

The valet shit kills me. Every time I've been close to going the valet thing makes me stop. No matter how empty the parking lot is they want me to valet. Nope.

I appreciate the review. I had been thinking about branching out from my usual haunts on Adamo and Ybor. Guess not.

She over counted. My level of caring is directly related to how good the dance was. A great set of dances, I'm not going to be too upset about a dancer adding an extra song. But I'm of the Papi Chulo school of asking in between every song.

I usually tip 2-3 a song if i'm at the tip rail. Or like $9 if i'm not, but want to get a dancers attention (make it rain style). I generally don't tip for lap dances unless it's out of this world good. But I also live in a city that doesn't have floor lap dances, everything is a minimum buy in of at least $30 for 1 dance at most clubs.

Makes little to no difference, unless I think she’s hiding something.

If you're up for some late night Body Club action, I'll ride out

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I'll second that. That website has really colored how I interact with strippers, granted i've never encountered a stripper who acted like anyone on that site.

Update. She flaked on me. And if I thought she actually needed the money and wasn't blowing smoke up my ass, I wouldn't have considered playing along with her. But her just straight up asking for $200 out the gate within 6 hours of meeting me made me think she thought I was an easy mark, hence why I wanted some form of verification of what it was she needed money for. The $50 isn't much money, but that's about all I'm willing to spend as a "gift" for a chick who thought I was an ATM within 6 hours of meeting me and just straight up asking me for money, instead of least asking me to come back to the club to earn it.

This club is super frustrating. I had at least 2 dancers walk me over to the lap dance area and not tell me the price. I just really don't see the point in that. If you dance for me in the hopes of running up a tab, and I don't have it, I can't magically pay you. And then the ones who wanna charge those bullshit $40/ dance. They could make so much more money. The one I talked to on this visit. Sold 1 dance in the 3 hours I was there. Even assuming she got her stated price. Meanwhile I dropped $120 on her co-worker for 9 minutes more work.

For the record. Cheap floor dances don't exist in my city. Standard lap dances at most clubs in my city are minimum $20 not counting the house fees. A few place run 3 for X specials pretty regularly.