Lots of ne'on, not much goin' on

I happened to be in the area with some time on my hands at about 10 pm on Friday. I asked google maps for "adult entertainment" and this club came up.. I should have pulled over and read the reviews before proceeding, my bad. When I saw the club the huge "FULL NUDE" neon sign,beckoned. They had cones in the parking lot, I sat there for a minute. The car valet came over and told me to park my large vehicle on the grass. I did, and walked in.

The guy collecting the $10 cover charge had a tip bowel right in the way. I gave him a 20 and he counted out 10 singles to me. Then he says something about how I can tip him. Really? Like I didn't notice your tip bowel, and why should I tip you? I hate people who ask for a tip, it's bad enough if it's a hot chick.

The bar was big and very nice. The stage was big, and there was a little stage by the bar. I ordered a water and gave her a 50. She said she'd have to give me my change in singles! I didn't want 44 ones, so I found a smaller bill. Looking around I saw about 8 or 10 dancers, a couple of thick white girls, the rest were black and Hispanic. There were 2 or 3 customers. They had 2 bar tenders,, and several people working, just no customers. The tables all had ash trays and people were smoking. An employee who I assumed was the bouncer walked over to me. At first I thought there was a problem, but he just said his name is Aurther, and he is my host, let him know if I need anything.