Reviews by Clackport

So the Dolphin 1 closed, so the Gold Club opened up at this location with new ownership. I strolled into here about 12:30 am on Saturday. The first thing that I noticed is they...

So first of all the correct address is 16015 SE Stark, second of all it's spelled Black Cauldron. Now that I got that out of the way..... Black Cauldron is a brand new Portland club,...

As a previous review said, Wild Orchid was sold to Spearmint Rhino, so this means new management. I rolled into Wild Orchid on a Saturday around 2pm. There was the usual sign that said...

There have been a major change since my review 2 weeks ago, so I thought I would fill you all in. First of all (this is not a major change), cover is 6 bucks on...

Back at the Dolphin 2 recently. Stageshow: It probably has one of the lamest stageshows in all of Portland. The girls aren't allowed to make contact with you on stage, so on stage the girls...

So me and a few buddies were going to go to Sunset Strip, but we got lost on the way, so we ended up going to Stars. I've been here many many times, but...

Wild Orchid is a interesting place, it's located close to Gresham. On this Saturday afternoon around 2:30 PM, I was patted down by a bouncer. I felt that was kind of weird because usually...

I hadn't been to Casa Diablo in over two years, so I decided to come here on a recent Friday night. They have a semi-famous stripper working there (Lynsie Lee, I hope I'm spelling...

Another trip to Stars. It has been a couple of months since I was last there. They have recently raised the cover to 6 bucks, it used to be 5 bucks. The bathroom troll...

I found myself in Beaverton, so I decided to go to a club I hadn't been to in over 6 months. The cover was 6 bucks on this Friday night. I walked in and...

Another visit to Spyce for me. Spyce has been kind of hit of miss for the past few months, but on this visit it was hit. I won't go into the club setup because...

So I had some money left (90 bucks) after my Vegas trip, so I decided to hit up Exotica. I believe Exotica is the highest mileage club in Portland, and the majority of the...

I finally made it to the world famous Spearmint Rhino. I got there around 10pm. The bouncer does give you a pat down and the metal detector thing. I knew you could get in...

After my fun at Spearmint Rhino the night before I wanted to try out 1 more strip club in Vegas. I had wanted to try Sapphires the night before, but I didn't get around...

So I've become a semi frequent visitor of Club Rouge over the past few months. I think it is currently the best strip club in Portland. The dancers are hot, the management is cool,...

Found myself at Stars on a recent Friday night. The cover is usually 5 bucks, but if they have a feature entertainer or a special event, then the cover will be around 10 bucks....

I hadn't been to the Dolphin in a couple of months. It used to one of my favorite clubs, but it was getting so slow in there as far as customers coming in and...

I was here in LA for a couple of days, so I tried some strip clubs out here. Bare Elegance is the last one I checked out. I had been to 4 Play and...

So I was in LA for business for a couple of days, so I had to make a stop at 4 Play. A lot of people say that 4 Play has the hottest girls...

On my recent trip to LA, I had to try out a few clubs and Plan B was one of them. Plan B is actually the sister club to 4 Play. Plan B is...

This review is gonna cover two recent visits I had at 205. One visit was at 5:30 in the evening on a Thursday, and the other visit was at like 10 at night on...

I'm gonna combine this review into two visits I've had recently at Mystic. One was on a Friday night, and the other one was on a Thursday afternoon/evening. 1st visit: Friday night. There is...

I know I just reviewed this club two weeks ago, but I had to see if the high mileage was just a one time thing there last time, or is it here to stay. I...

Oh my how things have changed! Exotica used to be one of the best good mileage places in Portland, then it fell off for a little bit, but now it's back. I'll get to...