Reviews by Clackport

I popped into Acrop on a Thursday afternoon around 2 pm. I'm always weary of going to clubs in the early afternoon, I fear there's a chance I could be the only customer in...

I've been searching for Portland clubs with good dayshifts. Next up I tried Mystic. I went on the Tuesday before Christmas. One thing I notice is that there are always a lot of cars...

For the past month or so, I've been on a hunt to find the Portland clubs with a good dayshift. I've tried Exotica a couple of times in the day during the month, but...

Club Rouge is probably my favorite club in Portland. I had a rare Friday night off, so I decided to hit up Rouge. There is no parking lot at Rouge, so parking can sometimes...

I had a rare Friday night off, and I decided to head to Dolphin 2. I'm not sure what the cover is nowadays. It used to be 6 bucks on Friday and Saturday night,...

So, I've been checking out the day shift at different clubs recently, so next up was Exotica. I arrived at around 4:30. Exotica is a black club. Before this visit, I'd only be to...

I'm on the search to find the best dayshift club in Portland, so next up was Dolphin 2. I have been here numerous times at night, but never during the day. What made me...

So I've recently started hitting clubs up on day shift. Acrop was my next stop. Acropolis is one of those Portland clubs that have been around forever, it is known for it's good steak....

So due to a recent change in my work schedule, I can only club in the afternoons and early evenings now. I decided to head to Blush and check out their day shift, I...

For a few different reasons I won't be strip clubbing for awhile, so I decided to try one of the hole in the wall dives I haven't been to before I went on my...

So I will be taking a sabbatical from the strip clubs for several reasons. One of the reasons is my ATF and I had a huge fallout, and it's just not as fun. She...

I have a dancer friend that rotates dancing between Portland and Vegas. I was in Vegas for a few days, and she happened to be in Vegas at the time, so she told me...

So I came to Rhino a couple days on a Wednesday, but I wanted to try it out on a Friday when everyone says it gets super packed, so I came back on Friday...

I decided to visit Sapphire on a Thursday night. I did the limo service and tipped the limo driver 20 bucks, instead of paying a 30 buck cover, the cover was only 10 bucks....

I'm here in Vegas on a work conference, so I decided to check out Rhino. I came on a Wednesday around midnight. I called the club and did the limo service, the cover was...

I found myself back at Stars on a recent Thursday night. The cover is usually 5 bucks on a Thursday, but if you are a regular there, they will likely give some free entry...

I've been strip clubbing in Portland for awhile, and I've been to most of the Portland clubs. With experience, I've learned that there's only 5 clubs worth my time as far as dancer...

After leaving Expose, I decided to check out VIP room. I arrived at about 10pm, and there was maybe 2 or 3 other customers. The cover was 6 bucks. It's a juice bar, so...

After watching my Portland Trailblazers eliminate the Houston Rockets in dramatic fashion, me and a couple of buddies decided to head to Club Rouge. As usual for Friday nights the place was packed. I would...

Another visit to Stars. Cover is 8 bucks if you come after 9pm. I believe the cover is 5 bucks if you come before 9. Be aware that for special events they will jack...

I found myself back at the Dolphin 2. Remember, if you come on Friday or Saturday night the cover will be 6 bucks. Any other night there should be no cover. There is a...

Club Rouge is my favorite club in Portland. I came in here on a Wednesday night around 9:30 and the place was jumping. Very few Portland clubs are that busy on a Wednesday, there...

So I went to Spyce last night. I have a love hate relationship with Spyce. Spyce is one of the Portland clubs I go to the most. I'm here a lot because the dancers...

So I first came to Sunset Strip Thursday night, Two of the girls that were supposed to be there ended up not showing up, it just so happens they would have been the two...