Reviews by Clackport

I have heard rumors that the Dolphin III is going to open back up, so I thought I would give a review on the times I have been to Dolphin III before they closed....

So yes the Viewpoint has been closed for awhile, but I noticed I never wrote a review of Viewpoint, and I've been there twice, so here goes. I wasn't at all impressed with how...

This was a nice place before it closed. I noticed I never wrote a review on this place, and I have been there multiple times, so time for a review. I preferred this place...

The Office is the newest Portland strip club. I was at Rouge recently and I heard about the office, apparently it is Rouge's sister club. Since I like Rouge I decided to check out...

I came to Stars on a recent Friday night. The cover was 5 bucks. Stars is a upscale club, so a lot of the customers were dressed up nice, and there was one of...

I visited Stars Bridgeport on a recent Saturday. When I visit a Stars club I usually visit Stars Beaverton, but I decided to try Stars Bridgeport on this Saturday. When I walked in I...

I found myself back at Club Rouge. Lately it has been hit or miss, but when Rouge is hit it is the best club in Portland hands down. It was a definitely hit this...

I walked into Golden Dragon on a recent Saturday night. A bouncer is waiting outside the entrance, he pats you down. I then walk up the stairs to the club. It is a juice...

Another trip to the Dolphin. This is currently my favorite club, partly because my ATF works there. But also they have some really good looking dancers. On my most recent visit I saw a...

I'm going to combine this review in two visits I had. Before all that, I was here on a Friday night around 9 and I saw this big booty white girl I was really interested...

Another trip to Mystic, as others have noted it is across the street from Club 205. Usually I go to both places because they're so close to each other, but this time I spent...

So I finally visited Exotica again. It had been over a year since I visited this place. Exotica is the only strip club in Portland I've been to where they do a metal check...

In my opinion Club Rouge is currently the best strip club in Portland. I think Rouge has the hottest strippers working. I was there on a recent Thursday night, and they had like 30...

I've been to the Dolphin a lot in 2012. I can see how some people may not like it there, but I think you can actually have a good time there. There is no...

I've been strip clubbing in Portland for 4 years and I had never visited Safari before. Anyone that knows the Portland strip club game knows that Safari is one of the perceived good clubs...

I went to Rose City on a recent weekday around 6 pm. The good thing about Rose City is that there are so many clubs around there like DV8, Safari... It must have been...

Another visit to the Dolphin 2. As far as Oregon clubs I would definitely put this club top 5 as far as dancer quality. It was a 5 buck cover. Usually there's no cover...

I decided to check out Wild Orchid since I had never been there before previously. This was on a recent Friday night around 9:30. The parking lot was pretty full, so I'm thinking in...

Blush was on my radar so I decided to check it out. Blush is Iike a minute drive away from Acropolis. There is no cover. I walk in and I immediately notice a smoking...

I decided to check out Cabaret since I was in the Gresham area. There was no cover, but the bouncer told me there is a 2 drink minimum. I hate when clubs do that,...

Club Rouge is definitely the best strip club in downtown Portland. The girls are gorgeous, it's not too expensive. I went on a recent Wednesday night. There were quite a few patrons and I...

I always have a good time at Mystic. My favorite thing about Mystic is how cheap the drinks are. I think it's like 2 or 3 bucks for a cranberry vodka. I also like...

The last few times I had visited Spyce I was very disappointed, but this time it was actually pretty good. The only thing that sucks is that they changed the cover from 5 bucks...

I thought it would be a good time to give a review being that I finally got a dance at 205. I went on a recent Friday night. Surprisingly I was able to find...