Reviews by Clackport

I just left DV8, and I decided to check out Devil's Point, it's like a 5 min walk from DV8. I walked in, and it was definitely a divey feel. I think I remember seeing…

I finally made it to DV8. DV8 gets a lot of good reviews, so I decided to try it out. DV8 is the sister club to Rose City Strip, so they share a lot of…

So I was outside of Club Playpen, and I noticed this club across the street, they shared the same parking lot with Playpen. I saw this thick white girl with red dyed hair wearing tight…

I decided to try out Boom Boom Room, I've never been here before, and I heard they have black dancers. I arrived on a Tuesday afternoon at around 3:30. I walked in, and there were…

I've been on the lookout for PDX clubs with black dancers, so I decided to check out Playpen on a recent Monday evening. I arrived at around 7 pm. The first thing I noticed was…

I've been on the lookout for clubs in PDX that have some black dancers. A couple of TUSCLers alerted me to this club, so I decided to check it out. I arrived at around 5:30…

Me and a TUSCLer from out of town checked out this club. It was about 5 in the afternoon when we arrived. No cover. There were maybe 5 or so other customers besides us, so…

I was hanging out with JohnSmith69 and I was trying to think of what club we should go to after we left Dolphin. Rouge would usually be the easy choice, but it's been on a…

So, I hadn't been to Casa in close to 6 months, so I decided to check it out on a recent Saturday night. I do like the club, but it is a long drive from…

I strolled into Sassy's at around 10:30 on a recent Thursday night. There is no cover. This was my first time going to Sassy's. I walked in and it was definitely a bar atmosphere like…

I arrived at Union Jacks at around 9:30 on a recent Thursday night. It's pretty close to Sassy's, it's 0.5 miles away, it was a 3 buck cover. When I walked in I immediately saw…

Time for a update on Rouge. I rolled in here at about 11:30 on a Friday night. I came with a local TUSCLer, but they wouldn't let him in because he had "basketball shorts" on.…

I haven't done a Stars review in awhile, I thought I'd give a update. I strolled in here with a local TUSCLer at around 9 pm. The cover was 8 bucks, a little high imo…

This visit was from a couple of months ago. There was no cover, but I believe I got patted down. When I heard Spearmint Rhino was coming to Portland, I was excited because Spearmint has…

I hadn't been to this club in a long time, and I was in the Beaverton area, so I decided to check it out. The parking lot is tiny, I assume when it gets busy…

I headed out to Dolphn 2 on a recent Thursday night. I originally came to see my CF, she told me she would be there, she wasn't there. It's about time to get a new…

Casa Diablo II is a very new club, it's only been open for a month or so. It's literally the next building down from Acropolis. It used to be Wendy's there, but it's Portland, so…

I was in LA recently, and I decided to try out 4 Play out. First of all, if you go on their website, there is this mobile app thing you can get, which will give…

In LA on some work business, everyone told me I had to check out COI, so after the Mayweather fight I headed over to COI. My first stop in the COI was Soearmint Rhino. I…

I walked over to Synn after a disappointing visit to SR COI. It was a 20 buck cover. There were quite a few more customers in here than were at SR COI. I saw maybe…

I came back to LA after a disappointing visit in COI. I had to go back to Portland in the morning, so I wasn't going to go out like this. I decided to try out…

All night Saturday all the strip clubs in LA I went to weren't very good. I decided to come to Bare Elegance, because people say it's one of the best clubs for good looking girls…

So I'm in LA for some work business. I had a few hours free time Friday night, so I decided to check a couple clubs out. I had heard from people that Sam's Hofbrau is…

I walked to Rhino from Sam's Hofrbau. There was a homeless druggie hanging out close to the parking lot at Spearmint. That was a little weird lol. The cover was wait for it, wait for…

So I met up with TUSCLers Johnsmith69 and Greyfox. Both of them were good guys to talk to. We spent a few hours sharing stories and chasing strippers lol. As been said before, Club Rouge is…