Casa Diablo Original Blood
2839 NW St Helens Rd Portland, OR 97210

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Clackport
Sep 20, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

So, I hadn't been to Casa in close to 6 months, so I decided to check it out on a recent Saturday night. I do like the club, but it is a long drive from where I live, so I don't get out there too often. On their website they have the dancer schedule for Casa 1 and Casa 2. I saw a couple girls on the schedule that I knew and wanted to see, so I decided to make the trek out to Casa.

As been stated before it is in the middle of nowhere in an industrial area. There is a club called Nicolai's Street Clubhouse which is walking distance from the club. Casa is on the top of a hill, so it's not fun parking over there. There are some parking spaces at the bottom, but they fill up pretty fast. The girl that collects the cover is topless, and I believe you can get dances from her. We came at 8:50, and it was a 6 buck cover. They give you a raffle ticket for the chance to win a free laodance. They do the raffle like once a hour starting around 11. Casa is a Vegan club, I believe the only one in the U.S. The food was all vegan. I've never tried the food, but a buddy told me the food wasn't too bad. Drink prices were normal, 4 bucks for a Coors Light. There is a smoking patio where a lot of people go to talk and smoke. The main people with Casa is how small it is. On weekends a lot of times it ends up being everyone standing around because there is nowhere to sit. There's not even a lot of seats in the club. Don't use the ATM unless you have to, it only gives you 50 dollar bills. As far as the stage show, there is 2 stages with the third one getting used sometimes for girls practicing their moves. A girl will go from the practice stage to the main stage, to the back stage. The stageshow is very good, sometimes dancers will eat each other out on stage. Dancers will pull customers' bras up and suck on them breasts. You will get tits in face, girls will come down the stage and grind on you, etc. They have a sign that only 2 dollar bills are accepted on stage. What they actually mean is you have tip at least 2 bucks per song. It doesn't have to be a 2 dollar bill, it can be two 1 dollar bills. Speaking of 2 dollar bills, that's the change they give you back. They don't have one dollar bills, it's kind of annoying.

On to the women. You can get a dance from the waitress, but I did not see any waitress that I wanted to dance for me. They were pretty hideous. As far as the strippers, I would estimate there were at least 25 girls tonight, tonight I saw 4-5 girls I found attractive. The vast majority of girls there are white chicks who have a lot of tattoos. I did see a couple Black girls, a Asian chick, I maybe saw a Latina, not sure. Most of the girls seemed to be in their early to mid 20's. I saw maybe a couple of 8's, a couple 7.5's, a few 7's and the rest of the girls were in the 5-6 range. So not too bad dancer quality. There was one black dancer I had my eyes on the whole night.

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