Reviews by Clackport

I found myself in Salem, and I decided to try out the Stars out there. A while ago a buddy told me the girls are pretty hot over there, and Salem is only a 50…

I found myself out in Hillsboro, so I decided to try this club. It is a relatively new club, and it is the home of the March 2015 Exotic magazine cover girl Lexi. I'm not…

Another trip to Dolphin 2. I texted my CF that I was gonna be there, and off I went. My car was having problems, so I took the bus out there. It wasn't raining, but…

Wow, it's my 100th review, I'm hitting up the strip clubs too much lol. I decided to stop by Exotica on a recent Friday night. I had been going to Exotica on the dayshift, but…

I wrote a review on Casa Diablo a week or so ago, but since then I've been there three or four more times, so I decided to share what I observed and saw. Thursday afternoon: It…

I haven't been to Casa Diablo in over a year, I've seen a lot of positive reviews of Casa, so I decided to check it out again and see if it is worth the hype.…

I'm back for a review of my favorite club in Portland. I arrived at 10:30 on Saturday and the place was jumping. There were probably around 25 dancers working this night. Dancer quality was high…

I haven't wrote a review on Stars for awhile, I figured I'd give an update. I strolled into Stars on a Saturday night. Apparently some promotional event was going on that night, so the cover was…

It looks like it's been a year since I've reviewed Spyce, so here goes. I went in a recent Thursday night, and I met up with a local TUSCLer. I had a pass, so I…

Back at my favorite club again. I rolled in on Thursday a little after 9. Surprisingly there was no one at the cash register, so I didn't pay no cover. Usually at 9 is when…

Over the past few months I have been trying out some Portland clubs in the daytime to see which clubs have a good dayshift. I can now safely say that overall Acrop is my favorite…

Another visit to my favorite club. For club details check out my last Rouge review on December 20 2014. My fellow Portlander mroo nailed it when he said Rouge has new ownership, this is true.…

I popped into Acrop on a Thursday afternoon around 2 pm. I'm always weary of going to clubs in the early afternoon, I fear there's a chance I could be the only customer in there…

I've been searching for Portland clubs with good dayshifts. Next up I tried Mystic. I went on the Tuesday before Christmas. One thing I notice is that there are always a lot of cars in…

For the past month or so, I've been on a hunt to find the Portland clubs with a good dayshift. I've tried Exotica a couple of times in the day during the month, but I…

Club Rouge is probably my favorite club in Portland. I had a rare Friday night off, so I decided to hit up Rouge. There is no parking lot at Rouge, so parking can sometimes be…

I had a rare Friday night off, and I decided to head to Dolphin 2. I'm not sure what the cover is nowadays. It used to be 6 bucks on Friday and Saturday night, then…

So, I've been checking out the day shift at different clubs recently, so next up was Exotica. I arrived at around 4:30. Exotica is a black club. Before this visit, I'd only be to Exotica…

I'm on the search to find the best dayshift club in Portland, so next up was Dolphin 2. I have been here numerous times at night, but never during the day. What made me want…

So I've recently started hitting clubs up on day shift. Acrop was my next stop. Acropolis is one of those Portland clubs that have been around forever, it is known for it's good steak. Acropolis…

So due to a recent change in my work schedule, I can only club in the afternoons and early evenings now. I decided to head to Blush and check out their day shift, I hadn't…

For a few different reasons I won't be strip clubbing for awhile, so I decided to try one of the hole in the wall dives I haven't been to before I went on my sabbatical.…

So I will be taking a sabbatical from the strip clubs for several reasons. One of the reasons is my ATF and I had a huge fallout, and it's just not as fun. She happens…

I have a dancer friend that rotates dancing between Portland and Vegas. I was in Vegas for a few days, and she happened to be in Vegas at the time, so she told me to…

So I came to Rhino a couple days on a Wednesday, but I wanted to try it out on a Friday when everyone says it gets super packed, so I came back on Friday night…