Reviews by Clackport

So my first time in Rose City in some months. I had a fav that said she was going to try out Rose City, so I decided to check her out. There is another strip…

I've been to most of the PDX clubs, but surprisingly I had never been to Mary's. I always pass it on my way to work every day. It's certainly got tradition, it is Portland's oldest…

Just the day before I was downtown by Rouge at about 8:45 pm. I saw a girl in street clothes exit Rouge. She had just ended her shift, she was hot as fuck. I should…

I found myself at Stars on a recent Wednesday night. The cover was 6 bucks. They give you a paper bracelet so that if you leave the club and come back that same night, you…

Check out my previous reviews of Dolphin for all the details and the nitty gritty things. I will be talking about updates to Dolphin in this review. •Cover is 11 bucks after 6 on Friday and…

I was wandering downtown and I decided to stop in at Kit Kat Club since I'd never been there before. Kit Kat is right next to Voodoo Doughnuts. Anyway the cover was $1, and apparently…

After leaving Hawthorne I came over to Rose City. It had been probably over a year since I had been to Rose City. No cover. Not too many customers, maybe like 10 to 15. Probably…

I was at Club Rouge on a recent Friday night. Cover is still 5 bucks after 9pm, and 10 bucks after midnight. I haven't been going to this club regularly in the past year or…

My first time going to Hawthorne Strip. First of all it should be called Powell Strip, it's on Powell Blvd, not Hawthorne :) It's definitely a dive bar that has girls dancing. No cover, the…

When I'm in town, Dolphin is my go to club. Frankly it's the only club I go in PDX. I used to go to Club Rouge and Spyce sometimes, but quality has diminished at those…

When I'm in town Dolphin is my go to club. The dancer quality is among the best in the Portland area, and the private VIP is among the best in Portland. On the weekends there…

I decided to check out Runway. I hadn't been there in awhile. It's located all the way out in Hillsboro (closer to Forest Grove actually). I got there around 9:00 on a Thursday night. Cover…

I hadn't been to Golden Dragon in a few years. I was in town and decided to give it a shot. Golden Dragon along with a club in Beaverton are the only juice bars in the…

I was in the area, and I'd never been here before, so I decided to make a visit. It was about 6:30 on a Tuesday evening. There were a few cars in the parking lot, the…

I arrived at Tommy's Too at around 12:30 am on a recent Friday night. In my mind I was thinking I need to get out of there before 2am, I don't want to be a…

I've been to Sassy's a bunch over the past six months or so. It's mainly because I have a fav that works there. I prefer to go there during the day because there's a lot less…

Why Dolphin, why? For the past year or so, Dolphin has been my favorite club, mainly because of the hot dancers and the private VIP. Sadly the dancers aren't too hot there anymore. I had…

This is more of a heads up than a review. Stars Cabaret Beaverton has been sold to Spearmint Rhino, so on August 1st Stars will close, and Spearmint will take over at the same location. I'm…

I decided to take a stroll to Stars Bridgeport on a recent Friday night. The Stars Beaverton has completely gone downhill, so I wanted to see if it was the same for the Bridgeport location.…

I haven't been out to Sunset Strip for a long time, so I decided to check it out on a recent Thursday night. I was informed at the door that it was their VIP party…

Me and a buddy decided to check Rouge out on a recent Friday night. Rouge used to be my favorite club (not anymore), while it is still a good club, it has fallen off a…

It's been back and forth between Dolphin and Spyce as to what my favorite club in the PDX area is. Right now I gotta say Dolphin. Spyce is hit or miss sometimes. I rolled into Dolphin…

I decided to pop into Boom Boom Room on a recent Sunday night. No cover. It looks like there was some kind of poker tournament going on. If I knew how to play poker I…

I came to Xpose on a recent Tuesday. Tuesday they do 2 for 1 dances, so 2 topless dances for $20. Check out my previous Xpose reviews for detailed info about the club. There were 7…

I decided to check out Cabaret again. It's been quite a few years since I've been back here, but it's been getting decent reviews recently. I strolled into here a little before 9 on a…