Reviews by PutaTester

For details about crossing the border, see my review of Play Boy club. Friday I did some hunting. Saturday I had hoped for a TLN with an ATF I had been with many times before.…

Got an early out from work on a Friday and decided WTF, reserved a room at Cascadas, rented a car, and headed south. I expected the drive to be about four hours with pit stops,…

Almost two years ago, I met a woman in Hong Kong Tijuana from Mazatlán who ended up working in the Mexicali clubs. I had done some OTC TLNs in TJ with her the first year…

My journey began a few weeks ago. I went into La Caretta with low expectations, but I was just looking to kill a few hours before I caught up with an ATF. I made eye…

Saturday evening I crossed the border near dark (which always makes me slightly uncomfortable, but I have never had any issues, even when crossing at midnight). I crossed on the Mexican side, because I have…

A TJ trip canceled, I still wanted to at least see some naked, female bodies, so I went to Spearmint Rhino in Oxnard. They were closed. The only other nearby club is PJ’s. Not big…

Crossed the border and was hustled into a little side room where I bought a 180-day visa. No questions asked. I was slow at filling out the visa request, so the agent took it from…

It was a two-day adventure in Tijuana that included multiple visits to Hong Kong. I booked a double room in Hotel Cascadas on the fifth floor, in part because the double rooms tend to be…

Rolled in about 4:00 on a Sunday afternoon. I don’t know what the other clubs are like on Sundays, but they don’t open until 6:00 and I am guessing that there is little activity until…

My favorite time is the afternoons and I thought a Saturday afternoon (4:00?) would have a good population. I did drive by Déjà vu around the corner. From the parking lot population I judged that…

Had a meeting in Reno that ended about 4:00, so to make the trip doubly worthwhile, I dropped into FG. Plenty of free parking that has always been safe. No cover. No ID check. No…

Granted, it was on a Tuesday afternoon about 5:00, but past afternoons I have found at least some entertainment. It only takes one. And it used to be my go-to club when 30-minute private dances…

In Chicago Club on a Sunday evening (12/15) about 6:00, after checking into Hotel Cascadas for three nights in a master suite. I was surprised how busy it was for a Sunday before the holidays.…

I was actually looking for another club when I went past GGC. Didn’t consider it due to low TUSCL ratings, but I was having trouble finding the target club, so I decided to check it…

Arrived just after 6:00 pm on a cold Wednesday afternoon. I drove so far off my route and out into the hillside that I thought the GPS was leading me astray. Almost made the decision…

Entered a bit before 7:00 on a Tuesday. I had gone there on a Monday, but they are closed Monday. Free parking. No ID check. No pat down. Cover was $12 as I recall. The room…

Monday night went in about 9:30. No ID check. No pat down. Cover $12. Parking was $5, but I sort of snuck in. Some guy named Boz in a golf cart gave me a ride…

If you read my recent review on Pure Gold, you know that Thursday I had a disappointing visit to Déjà vu and moved on to Pure Gold. Thursday paying the $25 Déjà vu cover (that…

I started out at Déjà vu, because I have had some success there and the 30m/$100 VIP is very attractive. Also, with few exceptions the girls have allowed a liberal amount of molestation. Four girls…

Went to Play Boy, a third-tier bar that I knew would be slow, because it is always slow. I had done a lap around the other clubs and they were too loud or too crowded…

I arrived about 6:15 pm, after spending some time at Spice House. (This is something of a Part Du of the Spice House adventure.) I left my vehicle in the SH parking lot and walked…

I actually went there for the food. OK and to perv on young girls who dance with girl parts exposed. The original plan was to have something to eat and save my bank for Fantasy…

Arrived about 3:00 on a Friday afternoon with low expectations. There were only a few cars in the parking lot, which did not bode well, but I knew that this is the best deal in…

About 10:00 am Monday, I went to Hong Kong. Lately I have had some good luck in the mornings. There were about 10 mongers and 20 girls. Walking down the stairs from the fifth floor,…

Arrived in TJ about 6:00 pm on a Sunday. Checked into Hotel Cascadas and went to Chicago Club. Might seem strange that I went to CC first, but there are two girls that I have…