Reviews by PutaTester

It has been about eight years since I have been in St. Louis. Had a quick look at Hustler and it didn’t appeal. Nothing really wrong and I got a wrist band that let me…

My funds were a bit depleted from an adventure the night before, but the reviews for this club made it attractive, it was close to my hotel, and I was hungry. Parking was free. No ID…

Walking distance from my hotel, it was the logical choice. In addition, they serve food, so two needs served. Strolled over about 8:00 on a Friday. I didn’t drive over, but it looked like parking…

On Sunday, the RP opens at 4:00. It is just off the highway and I was passing by about 5:00 and decided it was a good place to take a break. The parking lot had…

Happen to be in Yuma and called up Nearby Strip Clubs. Hawaii was highly rated and I had what I needed to cross the border (and back). I parked at the border and walked across. The…

Was hungry, so I started at the Pink Pony, because they advertised food and a dancer that I had been with the night before (and had a great time with) said she used to work…

The club is split into two parts. Other reviews had mentioned it, but initially I thought the nude side would be closed, because it was a Tuesday and my understanding was that the nude side…

Arrived at 2:00 on a Tuesday with low expectations. Free parking. No ID check. No pat down. Cover was $15. There have been times when there were only two girls in the club at 5:00…

Was in TJ for two nights. Spent most of my time in Chicago Club. Overall, they tend to play classic rock-n-roll and always have one, if not two or three stages going with dancers. (Adelita…

From the outside it looks like the building is in dire need of repair. However, I wanted a nude club, and it is the only one in the area. Tried to first check it out on…

A small club, but never would be considered crowded while I was there (8 to 10). Street parking. No ID check. No pat down. The decor was just a notch above picnic tables. Fair sized…

And sucks for most of those under 30. Unless you are local, this is likely a waste of your time. I went because it was the closest club to my hotel. Layout does not seem to…

Two days in TJ planned, spending my nights in Hotel Cascadas after flying in from Washington DC. Got checked in, showered, and settled. The hotel staff has gotten to know me fairly well (and I…

Building looked empty and there was a sign out front indicating that the property is available to rent. Closed. Closed. Closed Closed Closed Closed Empty parking lot. Nobody around Zero Zip Nada I am putting all of this in, because the…

Flew into San Diego from Dallas, took Uber ($33) down to the border, and walked across. This time I got a 180-day visa. Not sure it will do much to expedite things. Occasionally I have…

Entered Bucks Wild about 4:00 (coming from a weak experience at Baby Dolls Fort Worth). Parking was free and available at that time, but when I left about 6:30, there were cones in front of…

Did a little research and apparently mistook BD Fort Worth for BD Dallas. (There used to be a link to the club website, if they had one, from TUSCL that was convenient. Where did that…

Arrived about 4:00 PM Sunday afternoon. Most of the other reviews have covered the parking, bathrooms, and other physical issues. Nothing much has changed, so I won’t be repetitive. $15 cover, which includes access to…

Border Crossing Crossing the old pedestrian border Saturday night about 6:00 into Mexico was easy. The woman looked at my passport card and waived me through. The guy before me was asked to fill out a…

KoD wasn’t my first choice, but after reading reviews, doing drive-bys of the other clubs clustered in the downtown Minneapolis area, being some distance from downtown, this seemed like a better choice. The first visit…

Since it is the only club in town, I had low expectations, but it had to be better than hanging out in a hotel room on a Friday night watching TV. I arrived about 9:00.…

R3. SR is on the outskirts of Lexington surrounded by hotels, fast food, fuel, and not much else. If you are traveling, the cluster of fair-priced hotels is an advantage. There is also an open…

R1 On a road trip across the country. Have to start writing these reports on-the-fly or my memory will fade. (I am taking notes, but….) Also, I arrived after spending the night in Tijuana, so…

Saturday afternoon I entered at 5:30. Free parking. No one was at the reception, so I walked in. A girl cornered me and asked $5 cover. Typically it is $20, so the evening was starting…

Arrived Thursday, renewed my VIP card for $50, and was told that it is good for just three months now. Not a big deal, as I was going to be staying for four weekend days,…