Comments by StripClubXpert (page 9)

@GoVikings "So dancers avoid the stinky customers, huh?" I have had at least a couple of dancers complain to me about regulars of theirs that stink because they go right to the club after work. They still go to the VIP but they are never happy about it.

@Leonard313 "I treat stripper storytelling like old people with dementia....just let them tell the story and nod like it makes sense." LMAO! I do the same thing. "I didn't really want her to stay. She was weird and she smoked most of my weed." Sometimes the stripper fantasy is best left a fantasy. "I also wasn't sure how to get rid of her post-deed. Seemed kinda rude to just jump up, pull up my boxers, and say, "Okay, that was nice...now GTF out."" In the words of Charlie Sheen "You don’t pay a call girl to do what she does. You pay her to leave afterward.". If you gave her the cash she probably would have been off like a prom dress. "GFE is hard to price.". I think you really got the full Girlfriend Experience when she was yelling at you for nothing. " But if "GFE" is just that she is willing to let you "sort of" kiss her or some she's willing to sit next to you while you watch a movie and she smokes your weed...thats really just a whore trying to score free weed. ". LMAO! Thanks for posting this and for the laughs.

@ Muddy. Thank for posting this. Wish I read it when I was 21. Feeling pity for a dancer should be another PL commandment. Never get a dance with a dancer because you feel bad for them. "Demanding tips." I don't mind when they ask but I hate it when they demand a tip. Around 2017 there was a BARTENDER at Hak's (DE) who used to harass me for a tip every time I was there. Not when she was serving me. I started it myself by overtipping one day. I did that because because I felt bad for her. Then every time I came in she would DEMAND it. Finally manned up and told her no. It was never a problem after that. "I ain't a fucking cash cow just waiting to get milked (unless you get me drunk, then uh yeah)" I never drink now until I am done with the dances. @Locutusburg "Dancer's friend" I hate when a dancer's friend comes over and expects a drink from me just because it is slow.

sucking titties, feeling up and down while still sitting at the bar and tipping $1's here and there all out in the open not giving a fuck during the day. keep living the dream Muddy. Makes me want to get on the next flight to Miami.

Where do you go in South Jersey?

What were the girls like (old, young, fat, skinny, black, white)?

@Pussylicker2 I think you are correct. I spent too much. I wasn't trying for mileage. Never did even pre-covid at g2k but it may be possible. I'll start asking about it even when I'm not looking for it from now on. Could have had a similar experience for $100. It just would have only lasted 15min with one girl.

@amorgaudium I think it is good to see this so you know it may be closed when you go there.

What time do they open now?

@Takemymoney Based on your description of the bartender (fun to talk to, Pretty face and phenomenal ass), I would guess it was Laci. Pretty blond with tiny waist & a great rack.

@Techman There are several VIP options. 15 min, 30 min, 45 min & 60 min. The 15 min is $160. Don't recall pricing on the other times but I'll find out. I do remember that the price per minute is much cheaper as the total time goes up. The VIP area is to the left of the bouncer. When you walk past the bouncer, you walk in to a room that has couches on either side. This is a semi-private VIP area although I have never seen it being used. You walk through this room to the private VIP rooms which have three walls and a curtain. Seating is comfortable enough. There is a small table where you can put your stuff.

@ThatXGuy85 Didn't mean for it to sound negative. I had a pretty great time with Honey. The thing is Hak's is hit or miss depending on the girls who are there. I had a great time with Honey but if she wasn't there I don't think there was any other dancer I would have had a good time with. Pre-COVID there may have been three or four girls I could have had good times with. Now if your are lucky there will be one or two. So if the right dancer is there, you can leave relaxed with a smile on your face. If not, you just went to a dive sports bar.

@BuckMcNutter The goons do have free rain but when I went the bouncer was friendly. Basically let me walk right in. Kind of surprised they were turning anyone away. I worse shorts to a club once. It was pretty awesome.

Do you know what other days Ashley works?

@tincan Yes. Very steep. Definitely discuss prices beforehand. It was just kind of a turn on to get the dance without discussing money first. In the end it was a dumb move. Did not argue because it was my fault not discussing it first. No complaints about the dance but given the venue should not have been more than $1.

@Muddy "you wonder if it’s a strip club or Ellis Island" lmao!!! I think you can say this about every NYC club other than Rosewood.

$25 a dance and she only briefly exposed as nipple when you paid for 3 dances? Sounds pretty PG-13 but as long as you had a good time.

@LoverBoyPizza I've been there several times too - where you were lucky if there was just one girl under 30 who was not a BBW. But my last visit was probably about too years ago. May have just been my lucky night - but I'm hoping this is the new norm. The chubbier girl may have been a 6 I suppose but the rest would fit in at Sapphire on 60th st - all 9s (would be 10s if they had C cups). Maybe washboard abs was overselling - but not an ounce of fat on them and athletic, not too skinny.

@Muddy Thanks for the detailed review Middy. I think the Scores from Hustlers movie plot may have been the original Scores location, on East 60th Street which is now closed & the space is occupied by Sapphire. When was the last time you went to Rosewood Theater? Never been there and pleasantly surprised to hear that all of the girls were American & spoke English well. I though I would have to leave NYC to find that - even just the speaking English part.

@desertscrub I don't blame you for not believing how hot the talent was. All I have to say is that if you saw these girls, you would say I did not do them justice. I can't say that it is like this every night but that day I felt like I was back in College at a Sorority party. FYI, Max won't be back in the club until Sept just in case anyone is hitting up this club just to see what the perfect vagina looks like. I heard about women looking to have surgery for "Vaginal Rejuvenation" and I thought it was the dumbest thing every. I love all different shapes. Until I saw Max bend over in the VIP. Seeing that vag reminded me of how I felt the first time I saw the statue of David in Florence. A work of art.

@ King_Gambrinus Thanks for the solid review and hope you did not catch the Delta variant.

@ Kwvin_I Do they still have a swing on stage? Haven't been there in 5 years.

@MniSte656 If you got Honey in the VIP I know you left with a smile on your face.

Thanks for taking one for the "cause".

Thanks for mentioning that it is in MAGA land. Makes me want to check it out. Thanks.