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Comments by StripClubXpert (page 8)

  • review comment
    2 years ago
    redaero
    Maryland
    Closed Mon 27 july 22
    @amorgaudium I think it is good to see this so you know it may be closed when you go there.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Slow Sunday Afternoon - But Entertained
    What time do they open now?
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Hole in the wall
    @Takemymoney Based on your description of the bartender (fun to talk to, Pretty face and phenomenal ass), I would guess it was Laci. Pretty blond with tiny waist & a great rack.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Worth checking out but hit or miss
    @Techman There are several VIP options. 15 min, 30 min, 45 min & 60 min. The 15 min is $160. Don't recall pricing on the other times but I'll find out. I do remember that the price per minute is much cheaper as the total time goes up. The VIP area is to the left of the bouncer. When you walk past the bouncer, you walk in to a room that has couches on either side. This is a semi-private VIP area although I have never seen it being used. You walk through this room to the private VIP rooms which have three walls and a curtain. Seating is comfortable enough. There is a small table where you can put your stuff.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Worth checking out but hit or miss
    @ThatXGuy85 Didn't mean for it to sound negative. I had a pretty great time with Honey. The thing is Hak's is hit or miss depending on the girls who are there. I had a great time with Honey but if she wasn't there I don't think there was any other dancer I would have had a good time with. Pre-COVID there may have been three or four girls I could have had good times with. Now if your are lucky there will be one or two. So if the right dancer is there, you can leave relaxed with a smile on your face. If not, you just went to a dive sports bar.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Not What It Used To Be But Still Fun
    @BuckMcNutter The goons do have free rain but when I went the bouncer was friendly. Basically let me walk right in. Kind of surprised they were turning anyone away. I worse shorts to a club once. It was pretty awesome.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    A good dance with A
    Do you know what other days Ashley works?
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Worth a visit if mature Brazillian ladies is your thing
    @tincan Yes. Very steep. Definitely discuss prices beforehand. It was just kind of a turn on to get the dance without discussing money first. In the end it was a dumb move. Did not argue because it was my fault not discussing it first. No complaints about the dance but given the venue should not have been more than $1.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Your allowed to hire American 🇺🇸 girls. You can do it. Its OK.
    @Muddy "you wonder if it’s a strip club or Ellis Island" lmao!!! I think you can say this about every NYC club other than Rosewood.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    realfun-g
    New Jersey
    Friday NIght after happy hour.
    $25 a dance and she only briefly exposed as nipple when you paid for 3 dances? Sounds pretty PG-13 but as long as you had a good time.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Thinking of Going Back to College? Try Going to Blue Moon first.
    @LoverBoyPizza I've been there several times too - where you were lucky if there was just one girl under 30 who was not a BBW. But my last visit was probably about too years ago. May have just been my lucky night - but I'm hoping this is the new norm. The chubbier girl may have been a 6 I suppose but the rest would fit in at Sapphire on 60th st - all 9s (would be 10s if they had C cups). Maybe washboard abs was overselling - but not an ounce of fat on them and athletic, not too skinny.
  • article comment
    3 years ago
    Manhattan Strip Club Scene
    @Muddy Thanks for the detailed review Middy. I think the Scores from Hustlers movie plot may have been the original Scores location, on East 60th Street which is now closed & the space is occupied by Sapphire. When was the last time you went to Rosewood Theater? Never been there and pleasantly surprised to hear that all of the girls were American & spoke English well. I though I would have to leave NYC to find that - even just the speaking English part.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Thinking of Going Back to College? Try Going to Blue Moon first.
    @desertscrub I don't blame you for not believing how hot the talent was. All I have to say is that if you saw these girls, you would say I did not do them justice. I can't say that it is like this every night but that day I felt like I was back in College at a Sorority party. FYI, Max won't be back in the club until Sept just in case anyone is hitting up this club just to see what the perfect vagina looks like. I heard about women looking to have surgery for "Vaginal Rejuvenation" and I thought it was the dumbest thing every. I love all different shapes. Until I saw Max bend over in the VIP. Seeing that vag reminded me of how I felt the first time I saw the statue of David in Florence. A work of art.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    King_Gambrinus
    Pulitzer Prize winning reviewer
    Thursday night strikeout
    @ King_Gambrinus Thanks for the solid review and hope you did not catch the Delta variant.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Delaware clubs suck. 2.0
    @ Kwvin_I Do they still have a swing on stage? Haven't been there in 5 years.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    One of the Top 3 strip clubs in Delaware!
    @MniSte656 If you got Honey in the VIP I know you left with a smile on your face.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    gumboman
    Pennsylvania
    A Pleasant Party Hang But Not For Serious Players
    Thanks for taking one for the "cause".
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    mjx01
    Aspiring Global Hound
    So sad.
    Thanks for mentioning that it is in MAGA land. Makes me want to check it out. Thanks.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    My favorite All nude club
    UPDATE: I stopped by at 12:30am this Wednesday (August). I confirmed the LD prices: 20 for a non-private LD in a separate room with other customers. 15min in a separate VIP room for 75 or 30m VIP room for 150 or 60m VIP room for 300. The non-private LD is in a room that has multiple booth type seats. The bouncer is in the room at all times behind a desk. How much you can touch and even how long the dance lasts depends on the dancer and it is not what you would expect. There is a chubby white dancer in her 30s who I got a LD with almost out of pity. I was bored and she seemed to have a nice personality. Big mistake. It is dumb to get a LD if you feel sorry for a girl. As soon as I sat down I realized this because when I looked at her body I couldn't wait to get out of there. To my surprise she said there was NO TOUCHING AT ALL. She said if I wanted to touch we could go to a VIP room. I was so not attracted to her that I was actually happy when she said no touching. I couldn't wait to get out of there which is why I was also happy when she ended the dance after half a song. I had a much better experience with Paisley - a slim white blonde dancer who is ~23yo. Nice legs. Flat stomach. Probably an A or barely a B cup. I took her to a VIP private room (15min for 75 or 30m for 150 or 60m for 300). I opted for the 30min. The VIP rooms are separate rooms with a closed door that are spread out over the club. They feel like what ranges from a large closet to a small bedroom. The price does not dictate the room. In some clubs the more you spend, the bigger the room is. That is not the case here. The last time I got a 15min dance it was in a room the size of a small bedroom. Today I got a 30 min in a room the size of a closet. I had a good time but mostly because I was just so into her body. She could have just sat on my lap & I would have been fine with it. No extras here. I didn't try to suck her nipples because she said that if my hands touch her breasts don't keep them there too long or she can get in trouble. The re was a camera in the room but I think she was just saying that because she doesn't like it. Fine by me. I wasn't looking for high mileage. She will get completely nude & will rub her body all over yours but everything was as tame & wholesome as apple pie - well, maybe not apple pie. Still had a great time with Paisley but don't take her to the VIP if you are expecting high mileage. I think that YMMV based on which dancer you are with but I have never had anything non-legit at this club. At Daydreams I mostly just have a good time just sitting at the bar and watching the nude girls dance on the pole. One thing that I saw here that I have never seen before is that a few of the girls have some sort of jewel covering their a-hole when they are on stage! I was shocked the first time I saw this because I thought the girl was dancing on stage with a dildo up her ass. But after a few dances I saw another girl with something similar. It must be stuck up their butt or be taped on. Just thought I would mention it because I have never seen anything like this before - but then this is the only all-nude club that I go to.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    My favorite All nude club
    UPDATE: in order to better describe the mileage; "not high mileage" I meant you can not grab titties during a regular LD. You can grab them during a VIP. Sucking depends on which dancer you have even in the private room VIP. On the other hand if you don't mind an older should have been retired by now dancer I think the mileage would be much higher. Can't say for sure because I prefer the thin fit girls in their 20s to 30s. I would probably be fine with an older dancer if she was thin & fit but there was only one dancer here who was 40+ and I was not into her. She did tell me that she saw me get a VIP and she told me that her mileage was much higher than the younger girls. I'll never know for sure because I just wasn't into her.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    rogergreene
    Massachusetts
    Anyone else wear a cock ring to a strip club?
    To: rl27 "If you need a cock ring to get a bit of a boner watching naked girls, you are either going to the wrong clubs or seeing the wrong dancers." There is hard and then there is blue steel hard. I've never considered the ring but I have popped a blue pill & gone to a club. It felt great but the thing is I got a great dance from a girl who bounced up & down. Any other time this would be great but between the overzealous dancing & the extra rigidity, I ended up with an abrasion at the end of the night!
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    rogergreene
    Massachusetts
    Anyone else wear a cock ring to a strip club?
    Also: If you wish to wear a cock ring for longer periods of time, you should acquire a ring with a fixed size, such as one made from metal or leather. In the case of leather, most can be adjusted tighter via metal snaps or buckles, so you can get the best of both worlds. There are also versions of cock rings called "cock and balls," that both wrap around the penis and balls, AND have an extra ring attached to wrap around the shaft only
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    rogergreene
    Massachusetts
    Anyone else wear a cock ring to a strip club?
    Just a note of warning. Found this info: "Have fun, but be careful. We know that knowing how to wear a cock ring is a simple way to make sex more fun, but you still have to be careful. Be sure not to wear a cock ring for longer that 20 minutes at a time. Wearing a cock ring for longer than 20 minutes can restrict too much blood to your penis and cause permanent damage. If you want to wear a cock ring for longer that 20 minutes, take your cock ring off after 20 minutes let your penis have a 5-10 minute rest to get the blood flowing again and then you can put your cock ring back on. Now that you know how to wear a cock ring let the good times roll."
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Old age and treachery overcomes youth and skill
    A dancer can do anything she wants but seeing one make out with an old dude has got to be a turn off.. unless you are into old dudes.
  • discussion comment
    14 years ago
    Dancers and girls in general getting attached after you sleep with them?
    "Sounds like the thinking of liberals. "It's everyone elses fault I'm not doing as well as I'd like". Welcome to the real world where competition does exist and not everyone is universally equal." I second that... keep studying because nursing may be the only way you make more money.