This is a PSA on WHY strip clubs SUCK ASS on Long Island

Boring Tuesday, decided to test out the Landing Strip. It's located in the BOWELS of the Ronkonkoma industrial park. As previous reviewers have stated, inside there is a pool table as you go in. To the right is the bar and straight ahead is the stage. There were 4 ladies working. 2 old heffers, a nubian princess and white girl.

Sat down ordered a Coke & water for $15. One of the heffers sat with me and wanted to chit chat a bit. The nubian princess comes along to hang out at well. She offered a massage for a drink. I abliged. A very good one I may say. She asked if I wanted to go in the back to play. I said yes. It was one of the TAMEST lap dances I'VE EVER HAD. When I've gotten lap dances previously, there was at least some GFE to be had. This, UGATZ. She then offered a more "extensive menu" for which I bit at. She got the job done and threw her an extra tip.

I mean what a weak ass experience this was. On occasion I make the trip to south Jersey and I have a blast. I spend about the same amount of $$$ between travel and at the club in Jersey and have A LOT MORE FUN than the local jernts on Long Island. People have lamented on how bad the strip club scene is on Long Island. This is another example why. Would rather take my chances with "ladies of the evening" than any strip club on LI.