Reviews

I was traveling along I84 and needed a driving break. Where to go? Dunkin Donuts (DD) at every exit or Electric Blue? I was nearing overdose levels on caffeine and glazed donuts so…

8 yrs ago2

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, MI

night and day

In my recent visits to the Vu, this club was pretty dead during the day and early evening with only a few dancers and not many customers. I had heard that the club was…

Subi's Place

Southgate, MI

Solid talent and value

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Afternoon visit to Subi's. Parked on the street to avoid the $6 parking fee. The club is small but comfortable, almost a neighborhood bar feel. Beer is overpriced but less so than other clubs.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, BC

Amen: Great time at Hong Kong

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I made two trips to Hong Kong over the past week. For both trips, I took the blue line trolly from downtown San Diego ($5 round trip) to the border and walked into Mexico.…

8 yrs ago7

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Cartel prices

The Landing Strip has been well described in previous reviews, so I won't repeat those details. What I will report by way of update is a noticeable increase in prices being quoted by the…

Flight Club

Inkster, MI

Great visit, in spite of overall talent decline

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Over the past six months, I have been very impressed with the dancer quality at the Flight Club (FC)-- mostly, in shape, slender women from a range of ethnic backgrounds. Many of these dancers…

Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub

Springfield, MI

Small local club but decent fun

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've made a few evening stops by Heartbeats over the past couple of months. This club is located at a cross roads in a lower middle class residential area. There is ample parking…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Decent talent but overpriced

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I stopped by the Landing Strip on a blustery afternoon. Valet parking is required, even though there is ample street parking around the club. Up a short flight of stairs to the main…

Cheetah Lounge

Sarasota, FL

More Skin At The Beach; Not A Good Value

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Early evening visit to Cheetahs. Parking fee was $3, self park or valet. The club interior is decent, not outstanding. It has a bar on the north side of the building and…

Coliseum

Detroit, MI

Disappointing Visit

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Prior reviews have described the facility so I won't repeat those details. One recent change that I will note is the addition of a "check point" for cars prior to reaching the valet parking…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, MI

Mileage and value declining

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

The physical layout of this club has been described often, so I won't repeat that information. A nicely appointed club with an adjoining "Love Boutique" that sells toys, clothing and DVDs. I stopped…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, MI

Club: run down but friendly. Dancers: attractive but boring

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I stopped on a whim at Parkway Tropics. First time visiting this club in over 15 years, as GR has passed an ordinance that limits nudity in any of its entertainment venues such as…

Rendez-Vous 10-35

Chambly, QC

Decent club, poor value

Club Rendezvous 10-35 is conveniently located south of Montreal in a rural setting, just to the east of the intersection of Routes 35 and 10. It has ample free parking around the club.…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, MI

Best Michigan Club Outside of Metro Detroit

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Angels is located in an somewhat isolated area just to the east of Kalamazoo. Parking is ample and safe and the building is well designed and generally generally well maintained. I've stopped by the…

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, MI

Other have described the facility-- it looks nice and is generally comfortable. The central stage is surrounded by table and booths-- the booths tend to have "reserved" signs on them, even when the club…

Avenues

Jackson, MI

Afternoon visit to the Avenues

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Stopped by the Avenues for a recent afternoon visit. Four dancers were visible, a tall, slender brown haired dancer (whose name I forget), a curvy MILF blonde and two thicker AA dancers. One…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, MI

Fun club, solid value

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

A Friday evening visit to Players featured about 15 dancers on shift. Most were reasonably attractive and offered a good selection of ethnicities and body type. The club has been recently remodeled and…

8 yrs ago2

Flight Club

Inkster, MI

Signs of life

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

I wrote the Flight Club off about a year ago because the talent was so weak (mostly chunky, overweight dancers) and the wait staff, especially the bar tenders, were so non-attentive. But encouraged by…

Cracker Jaxx

Jackson, MI

Has potential but needs better line up of afternoon talent

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

This is based on 3 or 4 afternoon visits over the past three months. The bar opens late afternoon (between 2 and 4PM depending on the day). Drinks are reasonably priced, the wait…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, MI

Good club, good value

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Others have have described this recently renovated club--- small but nice interior, comfortable seating and an upstairs VIP that has heavy bead curtains that offer a reasonable semblance of privacy, although not as good as…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, MI

Good club but ROB warning

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

This is mostly a public service announcement about a dancer who works at Landing Strip that I would like to recommend that customers avoid. But first let me say that in general Landing Strip…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, MI

Decent dancers, disappointing mileage

I stopped by Vegas Strip Club on a recent evening. The club has been renovated and expanded and looks very classy. It does have a major design flaw, a stage that is elevated…