Club: run down but friendly. Dancers: attractive but boring

I stopped on a whim at Parkway Tropics. First time visiting this club in over 15 years, as GR has passed an ordinance that limits nudity in any of its entertainment venues such as strip clubs. The club is located in a mixed neighborhood/business area just to the west of US 131. It is in an unassuming building that could use some exterior upgrades. Parking is provided across the street. Others have described the interior of the club, pool table to the left as you enter the club, a bar area with ample bar stools and then a t shaped stage, slightly raised, with lots of small chairs and tables scattered about the stage.

I was there early, around 1PM, but I did spot 4 dancers and they were having dancers perform on stage. One of the dancers, a slender Hispanic woman, offered a dollar table dance. I eventually invited her for a more private dance. These are performed in cubicles with comfortable chairs in the back and right of the stage area. They provide some privacy from the main club but they do not have curtains so privacy is limited. The dancer started with a recitation of the "rules"-- no touching boobs, ass and crotch-- all my favorite parts of a woman. Also, this was a bikini dance so no clothing was removed. Pretty boring dance!

I tried one other dancer, a well endowed curvy blond and her dance was essentially the same. I was really hoping for a dancer who would push the rules, at least a little bit, as the private dance area was deserted. No hint of any fun so I stopped that dance after two songs.