First trip ever to EB: Better than Dunkin Donuts

I was traveling along I84 and needed a driving break. Where to go? Dunkin Donuts (DD) at every exit or Electric Blue? I was nearing overdose levels on caffeine and glazed donuts so I selected EB, hoping for a different kind of glaze. Turned out EB didn't have a drive through so I parked and walked in. The hostess said, "welcome to Paradise" and showed me her tits. Already a slight upgrade on the typical Dunkin Donut visit. Sat at the bar, ordered a beer and a couple of scantily clad "waitresses" stopped by to say hello and rub my crotch, also a slight upgrade on the typical DD visit.

EB does have a stage show, but it was pretty lame, consisting of three dancers giving semi private dances to customers sitting at the tip rail. Some of the dancers just flirted and showed no skin. Some of the dancers were "thick" and only a few would be considered slender.

Talent was acceptable but not outstanding. Advantage DD, where the customers and wait staff are often entertaining for people watching. Some of the workers and customers at DD look like they were a product of some cross species experiment with a manatee. Always a source of wonder at the marvels of genetics gone awry.