Reviews

I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip after about 2.5 years. Nothing much seems to have changed physically-- it's still very much the typical Portland neighborhood-dive-turned-titty-bar sort of place. What I said from my…

12 yrs ago

Riverside Corral

Portland, OR

I stopped by the Corral a...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I stopped by the Corral a few weeks ago, for the first time in maybe a year and a half. (My last visit was in February, 2012, and I wrote a review of that.)…

12 yrs ago

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

I've been to Mary's a couple...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I've been to Mary's a couple of more times since my original review (06/22/12). Both visits were on an early Friday, afternoon, between 12-2. In terms of the club itself, nothing's really changed since…

13 yrs ago

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

I first visited Casa Diablo about...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I first visited Casa Diablo about a year ago-- and wrote a review of it then (dated Sep 4 2011). I went back a lot last fall and early this spring, but then I…

13 yrs ago

Mary's Club

Portland, OR

Went to Mary's today for the...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Went to Mary's today for the first time. I know it's supposed to be a classic/historic club, but somehow it just was never really on my 'must go' list. But I happened to…

Riverside Corral

Portland, OR

I've written a couple of reviews...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I've written a couple of reviews of this place before (back in 2008-2009), so I thought I'd check it out again and give an update. Here's my report for my Saturday afternoon visit. Physically, this…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, PA

I was in Pittsburgh a few...

I was in Pittsburgh a few weeks ago, and found myself in downtown late at night. Lo and behold, a strip club named Blush was downtown. So I thought.. let's check it out The…

Blush

Portland, OR

I've reviewed Blush before, but thought...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've reviewed Blush before, but thought I'd give an update on a recent afternoon visit. Physically the place is pretty much as it was before: nice bar, small stage, etc. At 4:30 PM on a…

Thunder Ranch Lap Dance Club

Oak Grove, OR

This isn't a formal review, but...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This isn't a formal review, but kind of a public update. I went by on Wed. 9-28, late afternoon (5-ish) and discovered the club has moved about half a block. It's no longer at the…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, OR

Finally visited Casa Diablo. The place isn't...

Finally visited Casa Diablo. The place isn't much to look at from the outside. It's located on a hill with a steep driveway and sharply sloping parking lot, and it looks like it was built…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

I've got to be honest. ...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've got to be honest. I've avoided this place for a long time because of (1) some unfavorable reviews here from a while back, and (2) it doesn't look like much from the outside.…

Hotties

Beaverton, OR

Hotties now opens at 1:00 PM....

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Hotties now opens at 1:00 PM. (I've already sent an update on this, btw.). However, going to the club right after opening may not be the best formula for fun. I stopped in on a Monday…

Pussycats

Portland, OR

Pussycats is a local 'lingerie modeling'...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Pussycats is a local 'lingerie modeling' chain. They have one on Foster Road in SE Portland, another on Barbur and SW 53rd in the Southwest and this place, which is out on SW Canyon…

Hotties

Beaverton, OR

I visited Hotties for the first...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I visited Hotties for the first time this month. The club is located in an adult strip mall that is also home to the Vegas VIP room (a lap dance 'lounge'), Pussycats (a jack…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, OR

Visited the VIP room again-- I...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Visited the VIP room again-- I just can't stay away from this place. Went on Thursday around 1:00. Only one girl working. I was a little wary as I had gotten some dances with…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, OR

I've been to this club a...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I've been to this club a few times now, and I've finally had a bad experience. OK, that's not fair. It wasn't a 'bad' experience-- just a slightly disappointing one by the standards of…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, OR

I've been to the 'new' Stars...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I've been to the 'new' Stars (it's been open for several months now) twice-- both on Fridays, around lunchtime. As a club, the place is nice, physically. The interior is all new, and very…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, OR

I've been to the Vegas VIP...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I've been to the Vegas VIP Room three times in the past couple of months. Each visit was during a weekday afternoon. The most recent visit was on a Thursday. The VVR is located…

Sassy's Bar & Grill

Portland, OR

Visited around 11:30 PM on a...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited around 11:30 PM on a Tuesday. A small club right on the border of the commercial/industrial areas of Morrison Street. I had to walk by a bouncer/doorman to get in. He stamped…

Devil's Point

Portland, OR

I visited around 4:00 on a...

I visited around 4:00 on a Wed. This place is on Foster, near where it meets Powell. From the outside, it doesn't look like much. In fact, there's something of a 'don't blink, you'll…

Acropolis

Portland, OR

Finally visited the famous Acropolis, and...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Finally visited the famous Acropolis, and was unimpressed. The club is located in blue-and-white building on McLouglin Road, that looks like a bad greek restaurant from the early 70s. There's also a small…

Blush

Portland, OR

I've been to Blush twice in...

I've been to Blush twice in the past few weeks-- once on a Monday, another time on a Sat. Both times was around 11 PM. The club is located on McLoughlin, near the intersection with…

Dillinger's

Oak Grove, OR

I visited Dillinger's on a Tuesday...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

I visited Dillinger's on a Tuesday night, around 11:30 PM. It was my first visit. The club is located on McLoughlin Road (OR-99E) a mile or so south of downtown Milwaukie. It shares a…