This isn't a formal review, but...

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, OR

This review is for my first visit there, which was a couple of months ago, near the beginning of summer. I should have posted sooner, but... well, it's been a crazy summer. Better…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, PA

I was in the Burgh recently and decided to check this place out. I went pretty late on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). It was maybe around 1:00 AM or so.…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip after about 2.5 years. Nothing much seems to have changed physically-- it's still very much the typical Portland neighborhood-dive-turned-titty-bar sort of place. What I said from my…

I've never been to one of the local "lap dance" or "jack shack" establishments before, so I wasn't sure what to expect. Apparently, I should have no expectations whatsoever. There were only two dancers working on…

There were 2 dancers working on a saturday night. The club is very big, so it was a bit empty with only 2 girls working, one of which was dancing on the stage, and the…

So, when I went, I'm pretty sure there was only one girl on shift. The entire place was empty except for the dancer and the bartender. Pretty rundown looking place. No alcohol served, so it…

Went on a Saturday night about 8 PM. This was my first visit and the inside of the club had a western decor. I saw no girls but only a dude at the bar…