This review is for my first...

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, PA

I was in the Burgh recently and decided to check this place out. I went pretty late on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). It was maybe around 1:00 AM or so.…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip after about 2.5 years. Nothing much seems to have changed physically-- it's still very much the typical Portland neighborhood-dive-turned-titty-bar sort of place. What I said from my…

Riverside Corral

Portland, OR

I stopped by the Corral a few weeks ago, for the first time in maybe a year and a half. (My last visit was in February, 2012, and I wrote a review of that.)…

Came for an outstanding bankers conference and left with little to do. Hostesses were polite, parking wasn't hard to find, and I had a good time. Portland's the strip club capital of the US…

I met Heather at the door and she showed me in. Asked if I'd like some to drink while she dried her hair. We talked about what I like in a woman and listed…

The club is located right next to Pussy Cats off of HWY 99/ Barbur blvd. The location is a bit seedy, but the rebuild of the house has been well done. (This was a whack…

This 'club' is strictly a lap dance club - on the weekends the girls may provide a pole show for a large party, but this is not the norm. Come here if you just want…