I visited around 4:00 on a...

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, OR

This review is for my first visit there, which was a couple of months ago, near the beginning of summer. I should have posted sooner, but... well, it's been a crazy summer. Better…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, PA

I was in the Burgh recently and decided to check this place out. I went pretty late on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). It was maybe around 1:00 AM or so.…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip after about 2.5 years. Nothing much seems to have changed physically-- it's still very much the typical Portland neighborhood-dive-turned-titty-bar sort of place. What I said from my…

Came in at 5:00 on a Thursday. This place only has street parking, and it can sometimes be hard to find a spot, since there are food trucks and other businesses nearby. There was no…

This place has been a perennial favorite of mine for years and this visit did not disappoint. It’s essentially a dive bar that happens to have a stage in the back, dark no-frills vibe. Cheap…

Typical downtown Portland streets. Parked on the street and looked around 3 times to make sure my car might have a chance at being intact when I came out. Walked in no pat down and wasn't…

This is definitely a dive bar kind of club. They play all sorts of music, but especially rock/metal. They have karaoke night on Fridays and Sundays, which can be fun if you're into singing while…