I've been to this club a...

I've been to this club a few times now, and I've finally had a bad experience. OK, that's not fair. It wasn't a 'bad' experience-- just a slightly disappointing one by the standards of my prior visits. Read on if you want the full story...

I went on a Monday afternoon... fairly early, maybe around 1 or 2. There were only two girls working-- which is typical for the VVR that soon after opening. I didn't know either from previous visits. Both were young (early 20s) slender blondes with a real natural look-- no implants, no tats (that I remember) or weird piercings. One had a slightly naughtier look to her... the other a bit more innocent.

I decided to begin with the 3-for-$40 lap dance special with the naughtier looking one, and things started off fine... going to the lounge area, her taking off her top, and starting to dance sexily against me. Here's where things got a bit disappointing. Very early on, while she was leaning closely over me, one of her breasts brushed against my cheek very quickly. "Nice," I whispered. However, she quickly responded, "Just so you know.. that was a mistake... that wont' happen again." Ouch-- that was kind of a mood killer. I mean, even if the touch truly was a mistake and even you don't plan to do it again-- she coulda just say nothing and left me hoping, no? Anyway, as the dance progressed, she continued to give a very full-contact lap-cancer in the VVR style-- which seemed good, until it became clear that she was a lap-dancer of the "I'm going to bounce up and down on your lap vigorously until your testicles are so sore you need to ice them when I'm done," variety. I found myself gradually trying to shift myself in such a way as to prevent her from being able to bounce too near to my soft bits. In all honesty, I don't know whether this was some sort of sadism-- or punishment that she was giving me in response for my early "nice" comment-- of if she really thought that guys would like this sort of thing. Either way, it was unpleasant enough that I was actually kind of glad for the 3 songs to be over. I gave her the $40 w/o any additional tip . She asked if I wanted to get more private in the VIP both. The prospect sounded painful, so I politely declined.