I visited Hotties for the first...

Aphrodite's Hot Lingerie Party

Portland, OR

This review is for my first visit there, which was a couple of months ago, near the beginning of summer. I should have posted sooner, but... well, it's been a crazy summer. Better…

Club Imperium

McKees Rocks, PA

I was in the Burgh recently and decided to check this place out. I went pretty late on a Saturday night (technically Sunday morning). It was maybe around 1:00 AM or so.…

The Hawthorne Strip

Portland, OR

I briefly re-visited The Hawthorne Strip after about 2.5 years. Nothing much seems to have changed physically-- it's still very much the typical Portland neighborhood-dive-turned-titty-bar sort of place. What I said from my…

Stop by Tuesday evening around 7pm. No cover charge, went straight in and no one checked ID. Ordered a well drink for $5. The bar mistress was quite friendly. There was only one dancer and…

Planned on checking out the Vegas VIP Room again and remembered this was close by and I’ve never visited it before. It is a small, long club. There is one main stage and a couple of…

Scratch that last review, that was a fluke. Went back during the week and saw some of the biggest girls and no attractive ones outside of the bartender. Only 2 girls working, one giving private…

This was my first visit back to this club in a long time. This club is usually just a place to stop by and get a drink before moving on to something else. I had…