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What is the difference between a stripper and a bowling ball?

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and a bowling ball? A. You can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago

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Ruined

I'm ruined. Last night I went to an American strip club for the first time since returning from Frankfurt. The club was busy and had a lot of attractive dancers. But all I could think about was how much…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 10 40

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What is the difference between a stripper and butter?

Q. What is the difference between a stripper and butter? A. Butter is difficult to spread.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1

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Commissioner charged with taking bribe from strip club

https://nypost.com/2018/07/25/commissioner-charged-with-taking-bribe-from-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 3

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Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper?

Q. Why did the woman quit her job as a stripper? A. She couldn't stand the grind.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2

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What is the biggest mistake that abused strippers make?

Q. What is the biggest mistake that abused strippers make? A. They don't fucking listen.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 3

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Billionaire Seagram's heiress Clare Bronfman leaves court after she pleads not g

Every weird sex cult needs an heiress to finance it. But how does a billionaire's daughter feel about having to wear an ankle monitor? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5988905/Seagrams-heiress-Clare-Bronfman-leaves-court-pleads-not-guilty-Nxivm-sex-cult-charges.html

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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What did the stripper college student do when her professor said she better cram

Q. What did the stripper college student do when her professor said she better cram for her oral exam? A. She got down on her knees.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 5

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Tekashi 6ix9ine flaunted cash, chains at strip club before robbery

"Tekashi 6ix9ine was hanging out at an infamous Queens strip club — where a Knicks player was once robbed at gunpoint — before he got held up this weekend, according to police sources. Cops believe someone spotted the rainbow-haired rapper and…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1

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What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs?

Q. What do you say to a stripper with no arms and no legs? A. “Nice tits.”

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 3

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What did the stripper say when she lost her virginity?

Q. What did the stripper say when she lost her virginity? A. “Get off me, Dad. You’re crushing my smokes.”

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 10

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Scouting Trip to FKK Sharks

I flew to Frankfurt to check out FKK Sharks. The club has 80 to 100 young women walking around nude. You can fuck any of them for 50 euros ($58 US). I am doing this solely as a public service…

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 219 42

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What is the difference between a stripper’s boyfriend and a bench?

Q. What is the difference between a stripper’s boyfriend and a bench? A. A bench will support a family.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3 1

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What is the first thing a stripper does after leaving a domestic abuse shelter?

Q. What is the first thing a stripper does after leaving a domestic abuse shelter? A. Cook dinner if she knows what’s good for her.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 9

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Summit gives an inside look at the dangerous world of ‘Sugar Daddy’ sites

https://nypost.com/2018/07/18/summit-gives-an-inside-look-at-the-dangerous-world-of-sugar-daddy-sites/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_content=20180719&mpweb=755-7132937-711691148

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 19

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Why did the Iraqi stripper run out of the bingo hall?

Q. Why did the Iraqi stripper run out of the bingo hall? A. They called out "B52". Q. Why did the Japanese stripper run out of the bingo hall? A. They called out "B29".

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 2

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Why is a stripper's pussy like the weather?

Q. Why is a stripper's pussy like the weather? A. Because when it gets wet it's time to go inside.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1

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Why Being a Lesbian Stripper Is Harder Than You Might Think

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/d3e8na/why-being-a-lesbian-stripper-is-harder-than-you-might-think

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 16

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Why is a stripper like a computer?

Q. Why is a stripper like a computer? A. You don't really appreciate either of them until they go down on you.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4

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Teacher, 23, who 'had sex with a student and told police she loved him' could ha

What I want to know is how to get into her class. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5959945/23-year-old-teacher-accused-having-sex-student-charges-dismissed.html

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 4

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How does a stripper say goodbye?

Q: How does a stripper say goodbye? A: "I'll be right back."

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 3

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Off-duty corrections officer threatened stripper with gun: cops

https://nypost.com/2018/07/14/off-duty-corrections-officer-threatened-stripper-with-gun-cops/

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 2 2

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What do you call a stripper with an opinion?

Q. What do you call a stripper with an opinion? A. Wrong. Q. What do you call a Chinese stripper with an opinion? A. Wong.

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 1 4

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Paraplegic man ordered an exotic dancer to his home and then 'zip-tied and taser

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5953857/Paraplegic-man-ordered-exotic-dancer-demanded-sex-zip-tied-tasered-refused.html

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3

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Ex-dentist, associates accused of funneling millions in dirty money through stri

https://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2018/07/ex-dentist_associates_funneled_millions_of_dirty_m.html

jackslashElite Reviewer8 yrs ago 3
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