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Q. Why should you only knock up strippers who are anti-vaxxers? A. Just 8 years of child support instead of 18.
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Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him? A. She was a New England Patriot's fan. Q. What do you call a 350 pound stripper who's a Patriot's fan? A. Anorexic. Q. Why can't Tom…
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"Meanwhile, the Super Bowl myth lives on, no matter how many times it is debunked. That’s not to say Super Bowl weekend trafficking doesn’t exist, or that it is not worth investigation. But the pressure on local police departments to…
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Q. Why is a nice bath like a dead stripper? A. You can enjoy both of them until they get too cold.
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Who knew that Koko the gorilla was a member of TUSCL? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6658791/Koko-legendary-sign-language-gorilla-NIPPLE-FETISH.html
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Because we care more about strip clubs than the Super Bowl. https://thecomeback.com/nfl/atlanta-super-bowl-strip-club-stories-hacks-printers-deodorant-texas.html
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Q. Why did the stripper die when she went to a bar with a chemist? A. The chemist said, "I'll have H2O." The stripper said, "I'll have H2O too."
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Q. How cold is it in Detroit? A. It's so cold that strippers are putting their hands in their own pockets. Q. On the coldest day of the year, why did all the strippers stand in a corner of…
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Somebody already posted the story of this middle-aged PL and his stripper girlfriend, but I couldn't find the thread. This article gives more details about them. It sounds much like the story of many men on this forum,…
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Q. When did the stripper realize she had been raped OTC? A. When the check bounced.
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"In a news release posted to his website outlining his bill, Padden said: “There’s nothing funny about dwarf-tossing,” Padden said. “It ridicules and demeans people with dwarfism, and causes others to think of them as objects of public amusement. Even…
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Q. If a stripper was being beaten by five men, would you jump in to help? A. No. Five should be enough.
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Why don't we have Straya Day in America? Why won't strippers drink out of my didgeridoo? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6636623/Stripper-slammed-drinking-beer-didgeridoo-Australia-Day.html
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Q. What would you get if a stripper offered to do anything for $500? A. My house painted.
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Q. How did the PL feel when the stripper died in the middle of giving him oral sex? A. It was a bit of a blow.
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Q. How did the stripper feel when she learned her favorite customer always used Viagra? A. She took it really hard.
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Berliners follow orders and obey the rules. For example, traffic laws. I was waiting to cross a street with a bunch of Germans. It was vey cold. I looked right and left and there was not…
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Q. What happened when the dyslexic stripper agreed to do extras? A. She ended up cooking socks.
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The Berlin public transportation system is clean and efficient. The bus, the U-Bahn (underground trains) and the S-Bahn (surface trains) are all interconnected. You can easily transfer from one to the other. I bought a…
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In January Berlin is colder than hell and almost as cold as Detroit.
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Q. What is a PL’s favorite position for sex? A. Facing the computer screen.
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Q. What do strippers do with their most intelligent DNA? A. Spit it out.
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Eskimos can show their tits in wet T-shirt contests. Or frozen T-shirt contests. https://cabinradio.ca/12619/news/yellowknife/yellowknife-strip-club-to-launch-amateur-night/ A few years ago I posted another story about the Yellowknife club. Even Farmerart did not know Yellowknife had a strip club. https://www.tuscl.net/app/discussion.php5?id=35798
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Q. Why are strippers like a pair on glasses? A. Because you have to spend $250 to get them on your face.
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Q. Why is a stripper like a savings account? A. Once you withdraw you lose interest.
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