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Are gun stores 'essential'?
With the shut down of non-essential businesses to slow the spread of coronavirus, some states have designated gun stores as essential while others have not. Michigan, I'm happy to say, has deemed gun stores essential and so they are…
30 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Nidan111)
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Make yourself at home
I visited my friend and his wife. They said, "Make yourself at home." I threw them out because I don't like visitors.
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A mask and gloves
They said a mask and gloves was all you needed to go to the grocery store.
They lied. Everybody else had clothes on.
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(clubdude)
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Why are strippers like slinkies?
WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT.
Q Why are strippers like slinkies?
A They're…
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A stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name
Q. What does it mean when a stripper is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
8 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(joker44)
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How long you need to wash your hands
As a public service, I'm posting this video on how long to wash your hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY2750fMSAA
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
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How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex?
Q. How can you tell when your ATF is enjoying sex?
A. She'll call you from a motel.
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(MackTruck)
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Thoughts on life and love
Life without love is meaningless.
Love without life is necrophilia.
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Muddy)
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Stripper Jokes
Due to the advice to stay at home during the coronavirus pandemic, I'll only be telling inside jokes.
9 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(whodey)
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A stripper comes over for OTC
The clubs are closed. When I invited a stripper over for OTC, this is how she showed up.
https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=4288
11 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Eve)
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Strip club tried to operate during coronavirus shutdown, ‘but nobody showed up
No customers is a problem for any business.
https://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/elgin-courier-news/ct-ecn-elgin-blackjacks-gentlemens-club-closing-coronavirus-st-0320-20200319-avzreadwsvegba2xvmy7ytvacy-story.html
