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Largo man took hatchet to strip club after he was kicked out

He was kicked out "after he was unable to pay his tab for five Bud Lights, worth $26.25." https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/largo-man-took-hatchet-to-strip-club-after-he-was-kicked-out/1784693228

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 3

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What's it called when a PL has sex with a dead stripper?

Q. What's it called when a PL has sex with a dead stripper? A. Cracking open a cold one.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why Jennifer Lopez Is Taking Pole Dancing Lessons

She is playing a stripper in her next movie. She's pretty hot for a woman who turns 50 this year. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-jennifer-lopez-is-taking-pole-dancing-lessons.html/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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What happened when the West Virginia stripper said, "Daddy, pass the gravy."

Q. What happened when the West Virginia stripper said, "Daddy, pass the gravy." A. Her dad, her uncle, her cousin, and her brother all reached for it at the same time.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF?

Q. What is the most appropriate Valentine's Day message for your ATF? A. "Your money's on the table." Q. What is the difference between a calendar and a PL? A. A calendar has a date on Valentine's Day. Q.…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 6

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Police lieutenant accused of beating girlfriend, a strip club worker

"A Providence Police lieutenant is in trouble with the law after Warwick Police say he beat his girlfriend when he got home from his detail at the Wild Zebra strip club, the same place his girlfriend works." http://www.abc6.com/story/39952951/police-lieutenant-accused-of-beating-girlfriend-a-strip-club-worker

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 3

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Why did the West Virginia stripper cross the road?

Q. Why did the West Virginia stripper cross the road? A. Because the Waffle House was across the street from the jail.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 4

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Cardi B: From stripper to Grammy award winner

I like it when a successful person embraces her stripper past. https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-47197386

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Why do West Virginia strippers have such beautiful noses?

Q. Why do West Virginia strippers have such beautiful noses? A. They're all hand picked.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 2

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What do you call a 400 pound stripper who likes sex with both men and women?

Q. What do you call a 400 pound stripper who likes sex with both men and women? A. A bisexual built for two.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3 1

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Man guilty of setting fire at strip club that 'robbed' him

The best way to deal with ROBs: Molotov cocktails. https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/feb/8/man-guilty-of-setting-fire-at-strip-club-that-robb/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Strip club dancers say Boston police officer paid them $2,500 for sex

Someone else posted the story about the cop whose gun was stolen by strippers he was "hanging out with." Now the dancers say he paid them for sex. From their pictures, I believe he overpaid. https://www.boston.com/news/local-news/2019/02/09/strip-club-dancers-say-boston-police-officer-paid-them-2500-for-sex

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 20

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How do you know that any man who hasn't had sex with your ATF is rich?

Q. How do you know that any man who hasn't had sex with your ATF is rich? A. Because he's part of the 1%.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Sex-Trafficking Couple Sentenced For Pimping Woman at Flushing Hotel

Too often, "sex trafficking" is simply verbiage that is used to stop strippers and sex workers from earning a living. This story, however, is a case of real sex trafficking where violence was used to force a woman in…

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 9

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What is the problem with going to Chinese strip clubs?

Q. What is the problem with going to Chinese strip clubs? A. Too many Wangs. Q. Why should you never believe what a Chinese stripper tells you? A. Because she's always Wong.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 6 4

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Strip-club romance led to assault charge against Providence police lieutenant

"Strip-club romance" will never lead to anything good. https://www.providencejournal.com/news/20190207/strip-club-romance-led-to-assault-charge-against-providence-police-lieutenant

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2 1

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Graphic crime scene photos show aftermath of gun battle outside strip club invol

Road rage, a drunken cop, a man dropping off his stripper cousin, and a gun battle in the parking lot of a San Antonio strip club. This story has it all. https://www.mysanantonio.com/news/local/crime/article/Graphic-crime-scene-photos-depict-aftermath-of-13597471.php#photo-16890371

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Why did the stripper leave her boyfriend?

Q. Why did the stripper leave her boyfriend? A. Beats me.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 2

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Jeff Bezos accuses National Enquirer of extortion over lewd photos

Nude selfies of Jeff Bezos. Worst. Nudes. Ever. https://pagesix.com/2019/02/07/jeff-bezos-accuses-national-enquirer-of-extortion-over-lewd-photos/?utm_source=maropost&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20190207&tpcc=nypbreaking&mpweb=755-7612247-711691148

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Stormy Daniels: Strippers need to be treated as freelancers, not employees

Stormy argues against classifying strippers as employees rather than independent contractors. https://www.latimes.com/opinion/op-ed/la-oe-stormy-daniels-strippers-dynamex-california-20190205-story.html

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 7

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What do the customers yell in an Arabian strip club?

Q. What do the customers yell in an Arabian strip club? A. "Show us your face! Show us your face!"

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 3

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Deputy finds burglary suspect at strip club

Where else would you go after a burglary? https://www.dominionpost.com/2019/02/05/deputy-finds-burglary-suspect-at-strip-club/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1

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How do you know that you're allergic to strippers?

Q. How do you know that you're allergic to strippers? A. After you've been with one, you come down with a nasty rash.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1

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After Police Raid ‘Illegal Strip Club,’ N.C. Man Says Wife and Daughter Used Pol

The photo shows that the establishment is North Carolina's most upscale strip club. I'm only sorry that there are no photos of the man and his wife and daughter. https://lawandcrime.com/crazy/after-police-raid-illegal-strip-club-n-c-man-says-wife-and-daughter-used-pole-in-man-cave-to-exercise/

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 5

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What was the doctor's advice when the stripper told him she was experiencing joi

Q. What was the doctor's advice when the stripper told him she was experiencing joint pain? A. He told her not to hold it by the lit end.

jackslashElite Reviewer7 yrs ago 1 1
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