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How cold is it in Detroit?

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. How cold is it in Detroit?

A. It's so cold that strippers are putting their hands in their own pockets.

Q. On the coldest day of the year, why did all the strippers stand in a corner of the club?

A. Because they were told it was 90 degrees.

Q. Why did the stripper crash her helicopter?

A. "It was so cold that I turned off the fan."

Q. What did the stripper get when she arrived late for dinner at Jeffrey Dahmer's house?

A. The cold shoulder.

Q. When do strippers know it's too cold to go outside?

A. When the temperature is less than their IQ.

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ertekb
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MackTruck

Haha great jokes

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MackTruck

What do you call two strippers in the freezer?

Frosted flakes

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Muddy

lol

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gawker

How cold is what?

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MackTruck

It must be cold enough to freezr the tits off a whore

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