Posts by jackslash

Dancer1: "The DJ fined me $50 for coming in late!" Dancer2: "I never pay fines. I give the DJ a blow job."

Strippers getting off work find their favorite diner has been taken over by the Morning Joe show covering the Republican primary. Who is Newt Gingrich? http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/01/30/2615483/south-beach-club-crowd-stumbles.html

"The Slovakian immigrant also crowed that American attorneys are “pussies” with “no balls” and warned: “I never shoot to kill/I only shoot to win/I line up all the lawyers and watch them fall/like 3 musketeers in one.”" Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/judge_slams_exotic_dancer_for_rages_AOPkQJq3itITVmdDfPRFTO#ixzz1kZagSgXn

Well, this article at least defends strip clubs. But it has a view of lap dances that, I think, few of us would agree with: "According to The Plunge, because lap dances don't involve sexual contact they're "frustrating-as-hell" for their…

The New York Post is still proud of its infamous headline. The killer is seeking parole but unlikely to get it. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/uh_oh_heads_up_1vUnmjT4lT9SHEqEeMFhoK?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Newsletter&utm_campaign=Daily%20Newletter%20-%20AUTO%202012-01-24

One-legged man found guilty of assaulting stripper. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/party_guy_clocks_stripper_fmDB2QHK2n5W5iw6G4uheM?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsite

70-year-old strip club patrons are dangerous. Strippers, beware! http://www.jsonline.com/news/milwaukee/a-cautionary-tale-of-strip-club-high-jinks-6e3s8eg-137726138.html

I read an article about whether Tampa was the strip club capital of the world: http://www.politifact.com/florida/statements/2012/jan/13/ellyn-bogdanoff/tampa-strip-club-capital-world/ This raised the question of what is the strip club capital of the world. The article focused on the number of clubs or number…

All the strippers I know love to go tanning. Take my ATF. After our weekly OTC session, she always wants me to take her to the tanning salon, where she spends 20 or 30 minutes in a…

Woman strips to pay legal bills to get custody of her son. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/li_mom_strips_to_pay_bills_6t2xlRdFQPshxCoMnzxHtO?utm_campaign=OutbrainA&utm_source=OutbrainArticlepages&obref=obinsource Will she do extras to pay for a sports car?

This story gives a more detailed view of a strip club shooting than we usually see. It's interesting that the "altercation began with a stare", and so of course these men had to resort to deadly force. http://www.news-press.com/article/20120110/CRIME/120110019/Judge-denies-Stand-Your-Ground-motion-in-Fort-Myers-strip-club-homicide-case?odyssey=tab|mostpopular|text|FRONTPAGE

The discussion about "What kind of guys to stripers date" made me think about the bad decisions that strippers make. What's the worst decision by a stripper that you know of? Here's my candidate for worst stripper decision.…