Posts by jackslash

My friend Frank, who's in his late 50's, recently got divorced. I invited him to go to a strip club with me. I thought it would cheer him up. Frank said that he thought strip clubs…

This article in Forbes caught my eye because I'm considering retiring soon. Couldn't be anything wrong with investing in strip club, could there? http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlaura/2013/02/28/investing-in-strip-clubs-for-retirement-income/

Teen queen a porn star? http://www.tmz.com/2013/02/26/miss-teen-delaware-melissa-king-resigns-sex-tape/

Q How can i make a stripper scream and moan? A Don't pay her.

My ATF asked to see me an extra day this week because she had expenses. Today she posted on Facebook that she got a new piercing. I'm glad the money was well spent.

This is way better than telling your wife you spent your tax refund on strippers. http://www.valleycentral.com/news/story.aspx?id=863673#.USdxIlo__ud

Dancer 1: "The bartender is cute." Dancer 2: "Yeah. Tiffany's fucking him but he's lousy in the sack. She's only banging him because he's good-looking and she gets free drinks." Dancer 1: "The good-looking guys are always…

Miami prosecutor acts like a strip club douche. http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2013/02/miami-dade_prosecutor_loses_jo.php

This is the lead sentence of the story: "A Dallas jury has awarded the family of a woman who was fatally run over by a monster truck in a strip club $10.5 million." You can imagine my disappointment when…

A sad story: http://www.wdrb.com/story/21230931/police-family-victim-met-accused-killer-at-strip-club

http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2013/02/14/legally-laid-detroit-council-candidate-pushes-for-red-light-district/ A red light district for Detroit? I feel the strip clubs don't need the competition.

The author tells of his first time at a strip club. The gaywad didn't like it. http://www.thelmagazine.com/BrooklynAbridged/archives/2013/02/12/my-first-time-at-the-strip-club?page=1