Posts by jackslash

Sometimes I feel guilty about hanging out in strip clubs with women 30 or 40 years younger than me. I should be with a woman my own age. That woman is Christie Brinkley (61): http://www.people.com/article/christie-brinkley-bikini-italian-vacation Why won't she return my

http://www.reviewjournal.com/columns-blogs/john-l-smith/buyers-line-olympic-garden-strip-club

Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girlfriend? You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What's the difference between a joke and a dick? Women don't know how to take a joke.

In a trial concerning 2 underage dancers, a strip club manager reveals the hiring criteria: "Asked by Assistant Attorney General Stacey Veroni what criteria he used to hire dancers, Calligano said they hired anyone who "just walked through the front door,…

Did you hear that they made a device that makes driving 95% quieter? It fits right over her mouth.

I think I met this girl in a strip club. http://www.playboy.com/articles/woman-tries-to-grab-100-guys-balls-in-public?utm_source=fb&utm_medium=social&utm_content=curvideo&utm_campaign=balls

I was standing at the crowded strip club bar last night when somebody grabbed my arm and pushed me. The grab was hard enough to hurt. I turned and saw it was the big fat bouncer. I…

These geniuses had a great plan. http://herald-review.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/suv-theft-charge-denied-by-woman/article_17012405-4cf1-52ff-9f90-47901685c184.html

http://www.forbes.com/sites/ryanmac/2015/07/14/gold-club-tech-lunch-spot-strip-club-yelp-san-francicso/

http://www.wfaa.com/story/news/local/dallas-county/2015/07/11/man-rescued-from-muddy-dallas-creek/30008461/

It appears that strip club patrons can sometimes help law enforcement. http://www.stamfordadvocate.com/news/article/Police-say-drunk-driver-ran-down-pedestrian-and-6377457.php