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crazyjoe

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1,525 posts by crazyjoe

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A Snotty dude

Did you hear what happened to Bagboyjames? He was picking his nose with his sausage fingers and ended up in the hospital! He ended up picking a 9 pound bugger and his head colapsed! He is in brain surgery now.

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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How much?

How much shit does it take to shit your pants?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 2

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sausage

Did you hear Dukey had his sausage fingers bitten off? He was holding some pancakes and someone thought he had pigs in a blanket...

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Fuck You Dukey

You think your a pimp and a baller! You got no game. You live in a van down by the river and you think your going to own strip cluns and massage parlors so you can get action for free!…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 2

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Bouncy boobie lovers this is for you

http://boobsinmotion.tumblr.com/

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 9

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Cops in clubs

Every once in a while cops come into two of the clubs I go to. Both clubs are in the same suburb. They come in and watch for illegal activities and im sure they get their titty fix. Have you…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 20

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Holding the right thing

All this talk about holding hands got me thinking. What is the best way a dancer led you back to the dance area? Holding hands? Holding your manhood? Grabbing and twisting your ear? Linking arms? Belt around your neck?

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Dancers Boyfriends and employment

Have you ever had a dancer ask if you could give their boyfriend a job, or get them a job? If you did get them a job, how well did it go. I had a Tilted Kilt girl ask me tonite…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 28

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Gay Bouncers

Have you ever seen a gay bouncer that was trying soooo hard to act strait? I knew one once that told me he had gay guys come into the sc and tip him $50 just to talk to him.…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 8

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What would you do? Lapdance prank

Surprise Lap Dance Prank: http://youtu.be/LcmZkRS2_uI

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 8

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I got you good Dukey boy

Remember when you thought my mom made you cookies and pastries and I said I made them special for you. Watch this video and see how I made them! : http://youtu.be/1BIsi_VYDco Who's the bitch now?

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Strip club names

Do any of the names of clubs reviewed ever make you wonder if they are gay clubs or not? Golden Bananna sounds gay to me

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Been writing shitty reviews since July 2014

This guy is trashing up Tuscl. He lies about his b day to try to get extras. He lies about getting otc. This guy did get otc with jackie who he claims is him. If that is true he was…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Dive Bars

Have you ever been to a dive bar that looked like a trailer in a trailer park with a stripper pole?

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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The New and Improved System

This kid has a head start on his system. He jas pulling hot girls numers down Little Kid Insulting People: http://youtu.be/-Iow1FE632Y

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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Denver swat doesnt fuck around

Swat Doesn't Mess Around: Hostage Suspect In Denv…: http://youtu.be/mATfe1HgGm0

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2

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jvTroop

I figured out the true identity of our friend Farva...oops I mean Super Trooper...I mean jvTroop The Best of Farva: http://youtu.be/Q_UvfESHUjI

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 1

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Push up bra

I saw a dancer with huge fake tits and a serious push up bra. The push up bra was pushing them up so hard they could hardly be contained! She got on stage and started shaking those things around and…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 6

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Cheating on Dancers

Have you ever had a dancer start giving you shit for hanging out with or doing dances with another dancer? If so, what did you tell them? When that happened I said I was actually cheating on them with you...

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 23

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Football

I am at Twin Peaks watching the Patriots/ Colts game and I saw something I never seen before. There is a guy at the table next to me, about 20 yrs old or so with his mom! Yes that's right...hos…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5

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What you gonna do?

What you gonna do...What you gonna do when they cum on you...Bad girls...Bad girls

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1 4

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Terrible smile

Have you ever seen a dancer with a smile so ugly you tried not to say anything funny because you didnt want to see her laugh? This happened to me at a Hooters once. I was there with my cousin and…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 2 8

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Props

Remember when you could give other members more than one prop? Now it seems like when you prop someone it erases any props you gave that member in the past. Has anyone else noticed this? Why can you only give…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 4

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Sexy News Reporters

Sexy News Reporter Owns Drunk 49ers Fan! STD: http://youtu.be/5JlgpcZlZvE

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 1

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When is it ok for a woman to grab your junk in public?

THE BEST TIMES TO FEEL SOMEONE UP || AmazingLife2…: http://youtu.be/IBLoL1vLjsg

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer11 yrs ago 5
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