Posts by crazyjoe

What if her water broke while you were daty? What is that called? Lol

I'm at a neighborhood sports bar right now enjoying a great burger and fries and a couple of cold ones. Two hot blondes probably late 20s walked in and started with a couple cold ones. Two guys in their 60s…

The rest of the story... Juice is in one corner surrounded by hot dancers and a table full of vegetables and Mc D wrappers. He is preachin the gospel and lining up otc... LDK is in another corner with hot dancers crawling…

Alutard is sitting in a club one day and a dancer approaches him and starts to sit down. As she is sitting down she says "I just wanted to walk over here and offer to fuck your brains out". She…

Mommy! Mommy! Altard keeps threatning me! Tell him to stop or I can't stop sucking my thumb and masterbating...

What is the tallest dancer you ever saw in a club? I saw a 6'2 wo heels blonde once. I used to know a giy that was 6'7" that had a sister taller than him. She was 7'1"

Would you rather fuck a girl that I'd way too fat or way too skinny?

Did you hear about the busty blonde dancer that ran across the club? She got knocked out by the bouncers

I have a cousin that weighs about 400 lb and his wife weighs about the same. How do they fuck?

Where is the craziest place you ever got some crazy vip like action? Walmart dressing room? The roof of the empire state building? While horseback riding? At the zoo? In a jackoffbox bathroom? In a car in a busy parking lot?

There have been some really funny threads and flame wars on here. Some threads seem to take off in a completely different direction than intended adding to the entertainment. Which thread or threads did you get the most entertainment out

An earlier thread today was asking the average age of the tusclers. Did any of the ages anyone claimed surprise you?