Posts by crazyjoe

The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes... Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in) Joe- huh Neighbor- it smells…

The smell of the food got to me last time I shit there so I decided to shit in the neighbors bushes... Neighbor- something smells over here (neat the bushes Joe shit in) Joe- huh Neighbor- it smells…

Oooooooh hell yeaaaa! I had a very cool waitress tonite! She was telling me a story about how she found a snake in her brother's house. She was demonstrating how she jumped up on the…

The quirkiest dancer I ever met was thin with a medium sized boob job. One of the boobs dropped but the other had not so her boobs were lopsided. She always wore fake eye lashes…

"This is where it all started. Come on in and have fun. Everyone is welcome, but don't piss off the bouncer." ^^^ i just read this... lmfao founder! Who is the bouncer though? Any nominations for bouncer if…

The past few years I have greatly improved my diet. I have refined it again recently. Mostly I eat raw fruits and veggies, and some chicken. I had to shit today and stopped by a…

Did anyone ever try to write a check for a lapdance?

Have you ever been ejected from a club? If so What happened? Was Alcohol involved? If not, do you have a story of seeing someone kicked out of a club?

I just met this old man that when I asked him how he is doing he said, "I am vertical and taking in nourishment so I can't complain. I am still ugly though and they…