Posts by crazyjoe

Has anyone ever done this? I remember when I was a kid some old man my parents knew got in an accident. He was complaining that when the guy that hit him had a open porno magazine in his car. The…

Does getting an LDK in a Airplane shitter qualify as joining the mile high club. Or destroying an airplane shitter

Do you ever ask dancers or even people in general about their tattoos and what they mean to them? Tattoos usually have some kind of special meaning to whoever wears them. I like to ask about them because I like…

I am wondering because of a recent conversation with a dancer. She told me that botox paralyzes muscles in your face to get a smoother younger look. She told me your brain is a muscle so it paralyzes your brain…

Everyone goes and buys 10 pounds of grapes and an assortment of other fruits and veggies. We all eat nothing but this healthy deliciousness for a whole week. Then we all go to a McDonald's near you and clog up…

Does anyone remember a member talking about drinking gravy on her a couple years back? I remember this but I can't remember who it was

This may sound like I am trolling or bullshitting but it really happened last week... HAS A DANCER EVER ASKED YOU TO FART ON THEM? Here is the story: I was at my go to club last week and I had been there…

What do you call a Nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile

Have you ever been tempted to try to beat a dancer to her stripper shit lines. Like act like you met her before when you have not. Or tell a B cup dancer they have the biggest boobs you ever…

https://youtu.be/2ZJzEZ8Y-rM You probably heard about this incident. It happened about 35-40 minutes from where I live so it hits close to home. I find it amazing how coos read body language and act like they are your friend until they have…

Do any of you have crazy relatives that do funny shit during the holidays? I am a little crazy but I did come from a long line of crazy. I am cleaning this story up to some degree...hahaha I got a Happy…

I am looking forward to 2019 as the best year yet! Hopefully you are also!