Reviews by CtDan

Walked in because I had some time to waste. I went to the bar and sat down hoping to order a beer. Which took too long, but I finally got a drink. Some...

I visited the Fifth Alarm twice over the past week. Once during the day, and once at night. Mostly for the fond memories of this club, which I started visiting in the...

I walked in on a Thursday evening around 6pm. There was a very weird vibe in the club; very uncomfortable - for a reason I still cannot put my finger upon. I walked in...

I walked into this familiar club, that I have now visited for 35 years. I don't think the interior has changed one bit over that time. Although, it has recently had some...

I visit MG2 because it is the closest club to my home. It's not my least favorite club of all time, but close. The bartenders are, for the most part, inattentive. The dancers,...

I had not been to this bar since it was renamed Crystal Blue. After reading what I felt was a pretty positive review here on TUSCL in which some dancer went to town...

MG2 layout is pretty straightforward. You enter through a set of doors to find another set of doors. Through that second door is a bouncer, to whom you give an ID and...

I stopped by Mr Happy's after making an investigatory run to a bar right around the corner that was simply awful. There were no models hanging out at the bar that is named...

I keep going back to EB, in hopes it might somehow/somewhat return to it's former glory. Sadly, that's not happening. Back when EB was like chicken soup for the strip joint soul, I...

As I drove up to Hurricane Betty's I remembered that the last time I was here, a few years ago, I didn't like it. I wasn't sure why, but I remember embedding this...

This is an old building that has been a strip joint for decades. My read on the business is "they don't care and they don't have to." I say this because the...

The quality of talent was superb on a Sunday afternoon. There were a half dozen really good looking young, thin, South American chicas as well as another half dozen good looking, curvy, Brazilian MILFs....

I walked in on a Friday afternoon, and was greeted by a moderately friendly bartender who served up a brew (thank you). There were three dancers. One brunette who looked like she had been...

The rating for this club is on the decline, and that is understandable. Fifteen years ago this was "the place" to go, having easily taken over as a club to go for a...

Mardi Gras II is a very low key place, where most people just hang out. There are usually a half dozen strippers, and most are getting drunk with patrons (oftentimes favorites). This...

I had visited this strip joint ten years ago, and it doesn't seem to have changed. It takes two minutes for your eyes to adjust to a very dimly lit club. To the left...

I arrived at 12:30 on a Tuesday afternoon, based upon the premise of the giant sign in front announcing to the world the the Lamplighter II opens at noon. I was greeted by...

After finding the door locked at 12:30 at the place down the street that opens at noon, I drove down to Centerfolds. Once my eyes adjusted upon entry, a relatively busy strip joint...

After reading about this club, I finally took a drive to check it out. I arrived in the late afternoon, and found the nondescript bar in the middle of a residential neighborhood in...

I'm not going back to Ultra Violet. There is simply no reason. It is a ridiculous strip joint. As a matter of fact, it is ridiculous to classify it as a strip joint. Based...

Visited Ultra Violet around 6pm on a Thursday evening. It looked kind of closed from the outside, but it was, in fact, open. As I entered through the doorway, I was disappointed to...

I was in the area on a Thursday night and decided to stop by. I was shocked by the number of cars in the parking lot, and again by the number of patrons in...

Lately, it is always a crap shoot regarding the cover and lap dance entrance fee at EB. Sometimes there is a cover, sometimes not. Sometimes it is $10, sometimes it is $20 to...

I walked into Mr Happys, and was greeted with an unusual afternoon cover charge. Followed by an attentive bartender who brought me my beer. I met a fairly attractive dancer, who agreed to a LD....