Clip Joint

Center Stage is a clip joint. By that I mean a place were you pay for the privilege of meeting on-duty strippers, who will in theory take you for lap dances and VIP dances. It is not a strip joint, per se, in which you watch naked girls dance and toss a few dollars their way. end of story.

The structure of CenterStage, and how the club makes it's money, is by having customers take dancers into dark areas of the club where they have private dances. The implicit premise of the lap dances are that there will be mucho mutual touchy-feely. In some cases that is the case, in others that is not the case. (Ergo, the first step towards being defined as a "Clip Joint.") Whether or not some bumping and grinding goes on during the LD at CS, I would d=say that I have gotten much more return on my investment at other Springfield clubs. (Another step towards being defined as a "Clip Joint.")

In almost every case where I have taken a dancer for a LD, I have been solicited for a private VIP or Champagne dance to the tune of $150+. In every case, very carefully selected phrases such as "we will come together in VIP" have been utilized or "Don't you want to be inside me" terminology to imply some wild times will take place. Every single time I have agreed to go to VIP after such a pitch, I have been sadly disappointed by a lack of fulfillment of what was implied. Such as a little bit of a smug contention that by me and my dancer walking 20 feet into a little cubicle does, in fact, constitute "coming together in VIP".