Not fun

I walked in, paid a cover, and sauntered to the bar. Where an attentive and attractive bartender offered me a frosty beverage. There was a bored person on stage, who apparently was a dancer. I say apparently because she wasn't dancing, but she was wearing dancer-type clothing and was on a stage in a strip club.

After watching her fiddle with her phone, and then sip her drink, and then sit down on the stage, I turned my attention to the television - which was more entertaining than watching a girl look over her nails while texting. After a couple of songs, the pseudo-dancer left the stage and was replaced with a similarly disinterested woman who was unfortunately less attractive than the first disinterested woman who is there to offer people the privilege of watching her text and study her fingernails.

Disinterested woman #2 proceeded to sit down on the stage, cross her legs, and put her head on her fists - looking like a bored kid with nobody to play with. I used this time the take a look at what else might be going on in this bar in regards to pretty girls plying their bodies. There was one girl who was good looking, but was locked up with a regular it seemed. There was no breaking up that couple. There was another girl who was good looking, and seemed like a date of a patron. Otherwise, the "dancers" were mostly nowhere to be found. There was no action going on in the private areas that I could gather. This made sense, because none of the "dancers" were out trying to convince customers to go for a lap dance. I believe this may have been due to the seemingly overly zealous bouncer who dutifully made his rounds in and out of the empty lap dance rooms - I guess to make sure that nobody was doing anything naughty back there.