A $5 cover awaits after 7pm....

A $5 cover awaits after 7pm. Before then it is a free to get in. Drinks are moderately priced, and for a buck the dancers will stuff their vagina in your face.

There are no tens in this joint. Usually at least half of the dancers (and patrons) are black. The dancers range from about a three to a six. The remainder are a latina or two, a couple of biker-type white chicks, and your choice of a couple of "Concentration Camp Lean" platinum blondes with fake boobies who a few years back were moderately quite attractive.

Be prepared for god-knows-what in the parking lot. At minimum a few gangstas. At worst a seriously menacing junkie. I was almost hit as a gansta-wannabe was backing his tricked-out mobile towards the street without paying attention to anybody. I was given a bit of a "hard sell" by a junkie looking for a handout as I left. If not your years of experience dealing with these zombie types, it would have been quite intimidating - which is what the zombies bank on. Parking is tight, but the street is definitely more dangerous than the lot - so squeeze in.