Reviews

Peek a Boos is getting better, which is long overdue.

I guess the same guy owns the club down the street, which doesn't surprise me because - overall - some of the worst bartenders I have…

I have been visiting EB for a decade. Right now, I don't feel the love as I used to.

It is pretty much the same, but I think the general lap dance routine has gotten…

I really don't like Scores.

Right up the street is Fifth Alarm - which is seedier (believe it or not). So, if I'm feeling seedy (which is often) I head there first. In the…

This place really depends on the dancer(s). I've have literally been going to the Fifth Alarm (on and off) for 25 years! It has always been the biggest dive strip joint in Springfield,…

This was my first visit to Mario's - which I had read quite a bit about on the internet.

Me likey.

I walked in during the late afternoon, there was no cover. I was quickly attended…

For whatever reason, I never really got into the vibe here. Before I could get to the door, I was approached by a zombie within the 30 foot walk from my car to the…

As I walked in, the bouncer bounded towards me from twenty feet away to ask for a five dollar cover.

I was facing an oval-type bar (where a bartender would be enclosed if there were one).…

Now called "Scores," this bar has gone through a very moderate renovation. The outside has been painted, and the inside has been slightly remodeled. What used to be the lap dance area has…

The Fifth Alarm remains the same in terms of layout. The quality of the women varies. On this Friday afternoon at 5pm, there were a couple of overweight black dancers, a small latin…

I haven't been here in a while. After visiting today, I'm happy that I haven't been here in a while.

I walked in, the bouncer waved the through. So, apparently there is no cover…

Georges remains consistent. Relatively safe parking across the street. No issues inside. No lap dances or otherwise.

Pretty much a neighborhood bar that happens to have two or three Spanish girls dancing in…

Mr. Happy's has been renovated. The layout is pretty much the same, but the interior has gone through a major upgrade.

This seems to have brought in more talent dancer wise, but the service continues…