Lace is open. That is...

Lace is open. That is the good news.

The bad news is that there isn't a good looking dancer on premises. There was a brutally fat dancer on stage, and she was the only one willing to grind for tips. Her belly overhung her fat, naked, flabby, pussy.

The remaining three or four (mostly black) dancers were all 'C' tier dancers that would have difficulty finding work elsewhere. And, they had great difficulty moving off of their chairs to get on stage. More than once, the bartender would yell for entertainment - and unfortunately the only dancer energetic enough was the fatty.