So I was in Goleta, which...

So I was in Goleta, which is next to Santa Barbara and decided to give Spearmint Rhino a try as it was the only choice of club NOT 60-90 min away. Exterior is a small building with free parking in the lot or on a quiet street. No need to pull the radio out, but I wouldn't leave the windows down either. I had printed the 'free admission' pass (good luck having the hotel desk not give you the stinkeye asking to print that), which was well worth the effort, so I was in for a $5 soda to get in...not too bad of an investment. No booze, which could be an issue, but I got semi sauced before going, so no biggie there either. Small stage in the front with 1 pole. Dollar tips at the stage get you some boobs in face and maybe some butt clapping close up, but not much else. About 10 girls on shift that I saw, most were 6-7 with a few 8's. about 3 were black, the rest were white except 1 latina with big enhanced boobs. Not a lot of plastic otherwise, or they were really well done jobs. I had 1 of the white girls come by 2 min after I sat down, introduced herself as 'mandy' or 'candy' or 'randy'...couldnt quite catch the first letter. She sat and chatted for 5 or 6 min before sprining the lapdance option on me, but I turned her down. I was gunning for the latina. Another girl came by 5 min later and chatted and I was getting my drink then and was asked if I wanted to get a drink for the lady. I asked what it was and how much it was and was told $10 for a soda or water...I waived off....and she left.

About now I heard the DJ announce 2 for 1 dances, which I normally take advantage of, so I gave the eye to the first girl who had asked and she came by for another sit...I asked about the 2 for 1 and she said yep...2 dances for the price of 1....topless or nude. The special is timed that it's 2 particular songs, which run about 70% the time of a normal song, so more like 1.4 for 1, but still a decent deal...I opted for topless. the topless dances are done in the back area, but in a more open area of couches than the nude area...which has curtains and less lighting. Good dances were had and she allowed some cursory touching, but no big grinding and no full on touching by me. Medium contact throughout...decent dance for the investment.

We went back and I resumed watching for a new target (Latina had been in the back for a while). One of the black girls came over and did not sit, but leaned straight in...introduced herself...and asked for a dance..."not right now thanks" and she walked away. Watched the stage a bit more and one of the other white girls came by and sat down...very cute..nice smallish C cups....and proceeded to start chatting me up. About 10 min later the waitress came by and asked if I wanted to buy the lady a drink and I asked if she really wanted one and she did...while rubbing my inner theigh...winner! So she got her drink. this caused me to ask if she gets any cut of the 'dancer drinks' and she said no...which is nuts or BS..not sure which. Getting this .50 cents worth of water just cost her $10 possible tip or dance, so it would make no sense that she does not get a cut. Anyway, as she was finishing up, and asking if I wanted a dance, Latina was coming out so I waived off. I was watching for Latina to make the rounds. She instead went to the stage (dang) and did her set..I tipped a few bucks and said 'stop by' but alas she did not. Around now is when the DJ announced 4 for 1 'gentlemans' dance....what's that you say? So you get a dancer a drink ($10) and then get 4 for 1 dances...again, timed different than normal dances so like 3 for 1 really, but the best deal of the night. It was like 2 songs before the deal was going to start, so I was hoping Latina would be ready by then, but not so much....I did lock eyes with another heavy chested white dancer and figured I'd take 1 in the hand vs 2 in the bush...so to speak. So as we were talking and she was having a drink before the dance started, I was asked nude or topless. As it was a 4 for 1, i figured maximize my value and go topless. Also, the dancer said she was from Vegas and I asked if she gave 'Vegas' style dances...she said she did so heck yeah...I was in. We went in the back to the curtained area and found our spot. Now one thing about these bargin deals is that EVERYONE is in the back, so it was not very private, but she did give a good dance and let me roam with my hands a bit, but not to the kitty and still no big contact (hands on my lower areas) from her...so NOT Vegas style. Still a good dance with moderate grind and higher than my fist one contact allowed. I even gave her an extra $5 tip (woo hoo, right?), which I almost never tip as I feel they should negotiate better if they dont like their rates....unless I need an underwear change after the dance...that girl gets a tip!