Posts by shadowcat

Have you checked your photos lately. I have noticed that at least some people have this. Warning: imagepng() [function.imagepng]: Unable to open '/home/httpd/vhosts/tuscl.net/pictures/4adcd331e25a5-kimberlymcarthur001.jpg' for writing in /home/httpd/vhosts/tuscl.net/new/class.image.php on line 291 I had one of these but it is gone now. But I…

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My favorite club has started patting down customer as they enter. The good news is that it is being down by attractive females. After getting patted down...err felt up, I tipped her a dollar down her ample top. Ok clubber -…

Last night as the party was dying down, the guy next to me started up at conversation. He had had a dancer sitting with him and giving him dances for about the last 30 minutes. After taiking about the club…

Clubber was part of this conversation yesterday at my favorite club. After having done a very successful 2 girls VIP with dancers A & B, dancer C tells me that dancer A had given one of her regulars chlamydia and…

Woman with two vaginas 'celebrates her quirky condition' and 'visits fetish clubs' A 27-year-old woman whose rare medical condition means she has two vaginas has revealed that she so relaxed with her body that she visits fetish clubs with her…

In Defense of Topless Bars... and Women Published Thursday, January 12, 2012 12:02 am by Dennis Maley Let me start out by saying that I'm not a fan of strip clubs, topless bars or gentlemen clubs, whatever you'd like to call…

Nearly $40 in sex toys and pornographic magazines were reported stolen Wednesday from a strip club in Linda. The Yuba County Sheriff's Department said some time between 8:30 p.m. Monday and 8 a.m. Tuesday unknown thieves smashed the glass front…

RIMOUSKI, QUE. - A stripper will spend the next nine months in jail for smashing a beer bottle over the head of a customer who refused to pay her. Tamara Valcourt was sentenced this week for the Dec. 1 attack…

LAS VEGAS—RealTouch wants to bring teledildonics to Afghanistan. Company manager Scott Rinaldo, appearing at a CES party sponsored by porn firm Pink Visual, said he's working on distributing "a thousand dildos for the military wives"—in this case, Internet-connected sex toys…

Former hand surgeon spent 60K a month on strippers' company Former hand surgeon Michael Brown appeared in court in November regarding a civil dispute with his fourth wife. ( Andrew Richardson / Houston Chronicle ) The interpersonal relationships of former Houston…

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