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Strip club launches 'Alibi' aftershave to recreate scent of the office

A range of perfumes and colognes launched by a strip club aims to recreate the scents of commonly-used excuses given by men who are trying to explain to their other halves where they have been all evening.

You're home late, your clothes are dishevelled you smell of alcohol. How do you convince your better half you really weren't out on the tiles?

The answer may be here... in the form of a new range of aftershaves designed to throw suspicious wives and girlfriends off the scent.

The Alibi range can mask the smell of a heavy night with aromas linked to more wholesome activities.

For example, My Car Broke Down is said to recreate the scent of fuel, burnt rubber, grease and steel, while I Was Working Late packs the odour of coffee, wool suits, cigarettes and ink.

The three fragrances, which cost £24 a bottle, were launched by South African lap dancing club Mavericks, which said it never expected the idea to take off.

But it has been inundated with orders from countries in the Far East and Europe – including Britain.

‘Men seem desperate to get their hands on this stuff,' said the Cape Town club's boss Shane Harrison. .

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mjx01

A good club manager would bad glitter

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mjx01

typo... a good club manager would BAN glitter

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londonguy

lol..never heard of that one over here. But we do have alibi companies that can fake just about anything/excuse for you, at a price of course.

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bobvz

No glitter rule is in effect everywhere I go.

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bang69

what ever happpened to being honest

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georgmicrodong

A firehose should do the trick. Preferably applied to the source of the glitter. :)

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MADDOG_ROMEO

It must be me, I'm thinking the quality of my night is directly proportionate to how much freakin glitter I can go home with.....Bring it the fuck on....

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bobvz

What Maddog said!

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gatorfan

I dont care for glitter. Eye shadow on my cock is another story.

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m00tpoint

Why don't you simply try being honest? And if you can't be, then you shouldn't be there.

mrs m00tpoint

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sharkhunter

That's right guys, if you're lying you shouldn't be there. I only lie to the dancers. I don't have too many people to lie to. It seems like a fun game and we're there to be entertained aren't we?

For example I often like dancers to leave me alone when I first get to a strip club. I call anytime in the first hour as just got there time. I was at one club 30 minutes and I asked the dancer to come back later because I just got there. A minute later she called me a liar after I said I'd already had a couple of dances. Then I started explaining that to me anytime in the first hour is just got there time. In the future, I think I may expand that to 2 to 3 hours and leave out the just got some dances part.

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sharkhunter

Of course I almost never lie on here. I've had a lot of weird things happen to me. I would say 99 percent of the time, I'm telling the complete truth.

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deogol

Actually, creating product may be a way for strip clubs to reposition themselves in the market in both income and cultural ways.

After all, look how porn stars have been doing it for years: en.wikipedia.org

Very interesting.....

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JuiceBox69

Maybee the club could have this in dispensers in the mens bathrooms....a little click and splash and your dun :p

I do agree with maddromeo" bring it the fuck on !"

And m00ts strikes again ! We realy should be hon........lol ! I couldn't finish that one ! Lol ! Sorry guys ! But what moma don't know want hurt her is how I roll !

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