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Stripper-Worthy Jeopardy Contestants

https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=allison+solomon+jeopardy&view=detailv2&&id=EC57290C44B612465364C60EF364AC7F00B7768F&selectedIndex=0&ccid=JowtQ79R&simid=608016079949205241&thid=OIP.M268c2d43bf51695d2b9218d4579c4a9cH0 This photo doesn't really do her justice. But I was watching an old Jeopardy show from 2014 and I saw this contestant. She's probably just average in the stripper world but in the Jeopardy world she's a 10.…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 5

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"My wife, Steve"

Best answer in the history of Family Feud "Name the last thing you stuck you're finger in"

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 11

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TUSCL: The library for the new millennium

I have learned so much on TUSCL. I would have never heard of Action Bronson if it weren't for TUSCL He's an interesting cat. Has a Jewish mother but was raised Muslim. He's a chef and a rapper.…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 6

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If you just want to drink, go to Applebee's

Like Papa Wallenda said, "Life is on the wire, the rest is just waiting."

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 5

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I Want My MTV

Remember when MTV showed music videos and ___________________

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 36

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Intervention

If you saw a customer vigorously demanding a LDK from an unwilling provider, how far would you go in your chivalry?

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 14

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Dam!

What did the fish say when swam into the wall?

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 13

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Remake

If "The Breakfast Club" were to be remade today it would be about 5 kids staring at their phones for 8 hours.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 3

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Self-Radicalized Alligators

Nuke em

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 35

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LPGA

Did anyone else watch the Women's PGA Championship Sunday? Finally, a South Korean DID NOT win. A blonde 18 year-old cutie pie won. She's not America. She's ftom Canada -- close enough. It was a great match.…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 9

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OT: Arrest Warrants

When I was searching the Internet for something else, quite by accident I ran across the name of an old favorite on a list of outstanding arrest warrants. The list was current. Dated 6-7-2016, but the arrest warrant was…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 20

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Perhaps Topless Cheerleaders are Next

The Ohio State University will begin selling beer to anyone of age at football games this fall. Minnesota is the only other Big Ten school selling alcohol, I think. And no SEC school sells alcohol.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 12

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What is Sippy Cup?

Did anyone else see "Jeopardy" last week? "Sippy Cup" was the answer

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 9

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NFL 2AMer

I'm a Broncos fan but he's a dirty player too http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2016/06/2-injured-in-overnight-shooting-at-v-live-nightclub-in-stemmons-corridor.html/

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 4

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Free Tacos

Did you hear about Taco Bell's offer of free tacos to America if there is a road win in the NBA finals? How about free blow jobs if Nina's boys beat the Cavs in Cleveland?

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 5

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I bet this doesn't happen to Clubber

My CF backed out of an OTC appointment today. She claimed her kids didn't want to go to school so she let them stay home. Clubber's Asian favorites would never allow this.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 4

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Daniel Boone was a man. Yes! A big man!

Friday Fun Fact of the day. Daniel Boone reportedly was hung like a plow horse. It was said he a 13.5 inch cock But the fun part of the story -- in order to raise money for his…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 4

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How Did We Not Discuss the Gorilla?

He was one big ass mofo. Did you see how big he was compared to the kid?

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 33

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It's Not Over Til the Fat Lady Answers

That smug prick Buzzy lost on Jeopardy after about 10 wins I wanted to punch him in the nose

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 9

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What are they compensating for?

I don't know if this is common everywhere, but out here in the rural suburbs of the Midwest, young men have taken to driving these huge diesel trucks. The louder they are, the more exhaust smoke they emit, the…

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 28

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Fuck, Marry, Kill: Housekeeper Edition

Hazel, Alice, Aunt Bea

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 12

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Something for Everyone

Watching Jeopardy! tonight It's a celebrity news edition. And there's something for everyone. Anderson Cooper for SJG A hot Lara Logan for the rest of us And a token black guy

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 17

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Japanese Ice Cream

The Japsnese have some really strange ice cream flavors Octopus, beer, and hold on....Chackin Wang https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/24-utterly-bizarre-japanese-ice-cream-flavours?utm_term=.ljYKmRQ8N#.mcXdRqJ3n

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 5

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Whenever Rick Dugan Thinks of Tom Brady

https://youtu.be/e5HClEzE4ww

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 1

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The Official Hotel of TUSCL

The slogan for the Drury Hotel Chain "Where the extras aren't extra"

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 1
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