All-Star Bar & Grill is a...

All-Star Bar & Grill is a neighborhood bar in an industrial area that its on the outskirts of Lyons and McCook and may be in unincorporated Cook County. It serves decent bar food and the kitchen has started to close early (6 PM)

The dancers are simply lingerie dancers who will "give you a show" for a donation. This used to be just $5 and every dancer gave a full-song grind wherever you were sitting. At your table, on a bar stool, wherever you were. Oh yeah, these are out in the open and you have absolutely zero privacy. But, yiu are getting an opportunity to have a bikini-clad vixen ride your lap for 3-4 minutes for $5/$10. You can't beat that with two drumsticks.

The beer prices were just raised to $4 domestic and you can still get reasonably priced mixed drinks. The crowd is mixed with factory workers, businessmen, landscapers, and blue collar working stiffs from every ethnic and age group. The dancers are a mixed marsala of ethnicities, as well. There are petite Chicanas, Large Euros, Bottle blonds from nearby suburban and rural areas. You may see one of the best asses, ever on a black dancer named JAZZ. You will get a little drama from jealous dancers who bitch amongst themselves and the regulars. This bar fields their own softball and bowling teams.